A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
2007-03-28 01:01:14 · 17 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he what a quacker
2007-03-28 01:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
on a 1 / 10, a 5+
2007-03-28 01:08:08 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got a similar one goes like this: rabbit:got any carrots
barman:no
rabbit:got any carrots
barman:no i told u got no carrots!
rabbit:got any carrots
barman:F*** i dont have any carrots if u ask one more time im going to punch out your teeth
Rabbit:got any carrots!
the barman punches out his teeth
rabbit steps back and thinks
rabbit:got any carrot soup
2007-03-28 01:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by ciandri z 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The duck was obviously hungry !!
2007-03-28 01:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ!!! made me laugh in the middl eof a scary movie
got any bread???
f xxx
2007-03-28 01:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by >> fleur << 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that's the funniest one since long time along with this:-
prepare yourself...
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Confucius Say...Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
hahahaha
2007-03-28 01:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by αƒяố~άs!αή 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker lol
2007-03-28 01:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by mini digger driver 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good....I shall have to remember that one!
2007-03-28 01:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-03-28 01:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God that's sooo annoying ...but incredibly funny...lol..lol
2007-03-28 01:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i lmao i needed that this morning at work . its going to be a crazy day here. thanks for making me laugh this morning.
2007-03-28 01:08:30 · answer #11 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋