Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die."
Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash.
When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, "Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you."
Hillary said, "Well, that's not bad after all these years and you being a politician and traveling and all."
She was about to leave, but then she said, "Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?"
Bill replied, "That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in."
2007-03-28 00:56:23 · 13 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just so every one nows this is just a joke .!!!!! not serious
2007-03-28 01:06:42 · update #1
As if that ugly horse face guy could get all those girls! LOL
2007-04-01 07:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Bill still needs a kick in the a r s e though.
2007-03-28 08:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Soooooooooooooo Old!
2007-03-28 08:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
2007-03-28 09:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one.
2007-03-28 07:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by thesims707 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-28 07:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I think that its funny too
2007-03-28 08:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-28 07:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by Cat D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats funny!!!
2007-03-28 08:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by melovedogs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... this one is good
2007-03-28 08:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by 75345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋