>>>
>>>
>>>WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
>>>
>>>HE : Can I buy you a drink?
>>>SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
>>>
>>>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>
>>>HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>>>SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>>>
>>>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>SHE : I must've been given your share.
>>>
>>>HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>>>SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>>>
>>>HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
>>>SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>>>
>>>HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
>>>SHE : Okay, get out.
>>>
>>>HE : I think I could make you very happy.
>>>SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
>>>
>>>HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>>>SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>>>
>>>HE : Can I have your name?
>>>SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
>>>
>>>HE : Shall we go see a movie?
>>>SHE : I've already seen it.
>>>
>>>HE : Where have you been all my life?
>>>SHE : Hiding from you.
>>>
>>>HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
>>>SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>
>>>HE : Is this seat empty?
>>>SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>
>>>HE : So, what do you do for a living?
>>>SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
>>>
>>>HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>>SHE : Do not enter.
>>>
>>>HE : Your body is like a temple.
>>>SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
>>>
>>>HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
2007-03-28 00:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for cheering me up, i have had a nice lttle chuckle to myself, i hope no one saw or they would think i am mad!
2007-03-28 00:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha !
u maked me laughed.
she was so fast in giving answers
2007-03-28 09:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Now i jus need to remember some of them!
2007-03-28 09:00:36 · answer #3 · answered by rach1987rs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool!!! Need to try a few of them....thanks for the giggle!!
2007-03-28 07:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
note to self...very funny must remember some of these as they are really really funny
2007-03-28 07:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by fran 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am so going to remember these he he they are so true
2007-03-28 09:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hands down! I can use some of that sometimes. ;-)
2007-03-28 07:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by Suzz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you make my day a full day!!thx for the laugh(s)
2007-03-28 08:03:49 · answer #8 · answered by makemelaugh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats it .... clean knicks just gone in washing... ha ha ha made my day hun....lol lol
2007-03-28 07:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by caimilefailte 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love them i am putting them on my blog. thanks . 10+++++i will have to use all of them lol
2007-03-28 07:45:59 · answer #10 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋