Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

whats your opinion...its for a survey!!!

2006-12-29 16:48:43 · 33 answers · asked by ChiKeTa G 1

2006-12-29 16:36:13 · 38 answers · asked by amazed !!! 4

why did they call a hospital at a wedding when a woman tapped her glass with a knife? First one to get it wins.

2006-12-29 16:21:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

This isn't as easy as it sounds. All I am trying to do here is make Y! Answers a bit more FUN!!!

2006-12-29 15:58:55 · 26 answers · asked by tristan_bala 2

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she could take off her panties, use them and throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to lose them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls took care of business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and said, "Listen, these damn girl nights out are gonna stop. Would you believe my wife came home last night with no panties?"

"Tell me about it," said the other guy, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you'!"

2006-12-29 15:51:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

1.) wat would r.o.t.f.l.a.i. stand for? (almos like rotfl)

2.) use 'con artist' 10 times in one sentence without sayin con artist twice at same time (con artist con artist)

3.) now write the whole sentence backward (con artist -> artist con)

4.) use 'dog' 25 times in two sentences

5.)now use the phrase "sup homie dog! catch u on the flip side" 10 times in 3 sentences

ya think u can do all this?

2006-12-29 15:43:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

What has a head at night and loses it in the morning?

2006-12-29 15:35:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-29 15:06:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-29 14:47:38 · 16 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6

I made it up myself!!! "Yo Momma in shape!Round is a shape!"

2006-12-29 14:46:20 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous

.....people around my hometown say your mom as a joke like when someone says something like you're weird the other person will be like your moms weird....its just like a joke thing....but yeah i was just wondering if people in other places do that too

2006-12-29 14:38:31 · 21 answers · asked by chowderkiwi 2

2006-12-29 14:36:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

a blind man decides to do a parachute jump for his local charity and after 3 weeks of intensive specialized training he finally qualifies for the jump.
He's sitting in the plane about to jump out when he has a sudden realisation"how will i know when i'm near the ground?" he said to his instructor "i can't read my altimeter"
"that's easy " said the instructor "your dogs lead will go slack" !!!!!

2006-12-29 14:27:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm very shy...and very PALE!! would you please at least let me have my t-shirt and underwear for the 2 block walk home?

2006-12-29 14:13:28 · 16 answers · asked by james23423434 1

there is this boy he love to eat baked beans.but he has one problem.whenever he eat baked beans he will fart.years passed and he did not eat baked beans.he has a girlfriend and when he was at work his girlfriend called him and invited him to go to her house that evening for a surprise.

while he was on the way,he saw a restaurant with a special offer of lamb chop with baked beans.the man looked at the baked and said' yum!baked beans.no i can't eat them 'but too late he pushed himself in the restaurant and ordered 5 plates of baked beans.on the way to his girlfriend house he felt himself going to fart.how he farted and he almost faint by the smell.soon,he reached the girlfriend house and the girlfriend blind folded him at let him sit down when the phone rang.his girlfriend was chatting on the phone for so long when he farted.he took the piece of cloth and blew it all over the place and folded the piece of cloth back on the table and pretended nothing happened.so what's the surprise?

2006-12-29 14:07:37 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1

2006-12-29 13:43:20 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-29 13:30:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

LOL.

2006-12-29 13:27:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-29 13:26:17 · 44 answers · asked by RED WHITE AND BLUE 4

can't remember where i got this from but here goes............

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled Out a lighter.He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.You may pass through the
pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.He
shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And just
what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".

2006-12-29 13:16:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

is there any fluid like paint stripper or turps tht will remove paint on cars.. but.. i need to make it look like it was done by natural causes, and that it wasnt me lol

2006-12-29 13:13:56 · 2 answers · asked by 18/M/Scotland 3

2006-12-29 13:05:19 · 17 answers · asked by RED WHITE AND BLUE 4

This is a famous quote with a new twist. Ready, set, go!!! Be creative!

2006-12-29 12:48:00 · 22 answers · asked by Passion 3

entertain me.

2006-12-29 12:43:33 · 14 answers · asked by lizzibelle 2

Woman's Shootings

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

2006-12-29 12:39:18 · 30 answers · asked by Dharshi 2

There was a fat african american( no offence) who found a jennie in a bottel so she let him lose. Her three wishes where to be skinny, white, and surrounded by pussy so the jennie siad poof your a tampon! lol

2006-12-29 12:37:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

for the wooden leg and missing tooth, what are you going to do now that the rat is in my hair, or better yet i am petting the rat while its in my hair on our date?

2006-12-29 12:35:20 · 8 answers · asked by DOMINATUS 3

So you have a good reason for me to give you ten points!!! Please be creative, and good luck!!!!!!! The best one wins!!!!

2006-12-29 12:18:56 · 17 answers · asked by Crazze Chik 2

Ha! Bet that frightened you!

2006-12-29 12:18:06 · 4 answers · asked by Peace 2

2006-12-29 12:00:36 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous