Did you know that drivers kill more deers than hunters.?

Question

LOL.

Answer 1

Well I DID know that drivers kill more DEER (no "S") than hunters.

Answer 2

I doubt it very seriously however,
I'd love to see the "deer get the gun"
.....put the hunter on the run.
See how much he thinks it's fun.
...if the deer had the gun...
Running through the woods, in his noticeable red vest,
Marked for death on his big chest
Deer with the gun running in the park,
Deer with the gun, pointed at his mark.
Think how the hunter feels now, no words could be spoken,
As the deer pulls the triggerand the hunters heart quickly broken
Bleeding and broken, wonder what the hunter is thinking now -No more running, red vest, laughter and fun
Not since the deer got the gun
Not since the deer got the gun

Answer 3

Nahhh. Don't know that. What I know is blond drivers kill more blond deer than blond hunters...

Just kidding. I'm just having that blond thing the whole morning, so let me just share you my original, 4-day old blond joke I made...

In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:

So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.

A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!

>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>

Blond's turn now:

ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane

ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down

ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late

ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter

ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....

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Answer 4

Did you know that deer kill more people in the United States than any other animal?

Answer 5

that is why i thin ki fhunters shined headlights in the deers face, and ran at it reall afst with a big object they would hit it. It works for the cars!

Answer 6

They should put headlights on bullets to give the hunters a better chance.

Answer 7

Especially in Wisconsin.

Answer 8

LMAO.Not.U shouldn't talk bout killn DEER cuz dey will com back and kill u.LOL.now dat was funny

Answer 9

hahahahh stupid bucking idiots, get it BUCKing lol, err yeah ne ways, so then why get a hunting permet when u could just go crazy taxi style and start killing some hoe.. i mean dows....

Answer 10

Yeah!! nasty and violent drivers coz 90% of them are drunk while driving.