Jokes & Riddles - December 2006

Three men were on a business trip. In order to save money, they decided to share a hotel room and split the bill. They arrive at the hotel desk and were charged $30 for 1 night. They all gave $10 dollars which equaled to $30. They went up to their rooms to rest. The front desk clerk realized his mistake and called the bellhop and asked him to return $5 dollars to the men because he overcharged them by $5 dollars. The room was only $25 dollars. On his way up in the elevator, the bellhop thought to himself, how am I going to split $5 dollars with 3 men? He decided he would keep $2 dollars (as a tip) and return the other $3 dollars. He go up to their room and knocked on the door. When the men came out he handed each one a $1 dollar bill, and explained to them that they had been overcharged. Therefore the men each paid $9 dollars. If you multiply $9 dollars X 3 men it would equal to $27 dollars plus the $2 dollars the bellhop kept would equal $29 dollars. Where did the last $1 go?

2006-12-29 08:52:16 · 15 answers · asked by Meinrebi 1

...would you just walk in circles?

2006-12-29 08:35:47 · 17 answers · asked by e.lafave 1

I don't know, but we'll see tomorrow.

2006-12-29 08:28:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

a man has a cat. the man left for work and it was raining so the cat went outside used the bathroom and came back in laid on its bed and when the guy got back his cat was dead. how did it die? please dont say i dont know or what the answer is cause i dont know it.

2006-12-29 08:25:38 · 17 answers · asked by matthew d 2

Please let me know if you know what the following are;

4 S in a B
42 T M of L

Also if you can provide Christmas song or Carol titles for the following;

GGROBAR
LTBPOE
WGSHL
SD
DHFC
GIED
STC
MCE (Not Merry Christmas Everybody, its another one)
SOW
AWGMOO
WCT
AWHHOH
WACIB (Not When A Child is Born, its a different one)

Thanks!!

2006-12-29 08:24:35 · 3 answers · asked by ralfyboy 1

Have you seen Stevie Wonders House?



Neither has he!!! LOL turn that frown upside down :)

2006-12-29 08:23:42 · 11 answers · asked by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2

Please I'm down and need a laugh............person who makes me laugh the hardest gets 10 points from me! c'mon keep 'em comin'!

2006-12-29 08:08:29 · 25 answers · asked by Taylah. 3

answer is on my website www.freewebs.com/toeihead

2006-12-29 08:06:37 · 25 answers · asked by toeihead 2

A STIFF SUPERVISOR........................

2006-12-29 07:59:02 · 11 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5

I'll start off........



Once upon a time, there was a boy named The What Should I do Retard........

2006-12-29 07:56:17 · 11 answers · asked by diva 6

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face
or
my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humour.

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can
there be greater than this one?"

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Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

2006-12-29 07:55:59 · 16 answers · asked by Poison 2

There was a guy who died from old age when he was only 23. How is this possible? First one to answer correctly gets best answer :)

2006-12-29 07:55:17 · 28 answers · asked by ellizi 3

It could be what happened to you or someone else. I just want to laugh. Maybe people can laugh at other people's answers too.

2006-12-29 07:52:23 · 13 answers · asked by Bell 2

2006-12-29 07:50:46 · 17 answers · asked by clare p 3

Ok so whoever gives me the best reason why they should win the best answer, wins!~ have fun...and be creative gosh darn it

2006-12-29 07:49:15 · 19 answers · asked by *NuBCaKe* 4

2006-12-29 07:44:25 · 18 answers · asked by karen a 2

2006-12-29 07:32:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

i dont want any smart elec comments please!

2006-12-29 07:30:28 · 13 answers · asked by Stumbles 3

not drugs but like the fungus

2006-12-29 07:23:27 · 9 answers · asked by Arielle D 3

T-SHIRT!!!

2006-12-29 07:20:30 · 36 answers · asked by emma 3

2006-12-29 07:16:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-12-29 07:16:14 · 13 answers · asked by roy t 1

20. In a race from point X to point Y and back, Jack averages 30 miles per hour to point Y and 10 miles per hour back to point X. Sandy averages 20 miles per hour in both directions. Between Jack and Sandy, who finished first?



1) Jack
2) Sandy
3) They tie
4) Neither
5) Impossible to tell

2006-12-29 07:12:32 · 23 answers · asked by bero575 2

In Tennessee the answer is ... To prove to a possum that it could be done. - Whoever can come up with the most clever answer will get 10 points. Put on your thinking hats.

2006-12-29 07:12:26 · 12 answers · asked by Average Joe 3

2006-12-29 07:09:09 · 12 answers · asked by peaches and cream 1

2006-12-29 07:08:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

They're putting Crimewatch on twice a month in future...

2006-12-29 07:08:32 · 16 answers · asked by fivehundredmonkeys 2

OMG ...IM HILARIOUS.. AND GIRLS LOVE IT...:) WOOT WOOT

2006-12-29 07:06:36 · 10 answers · asked by alvin1212 1

I heard this joke 30 yrs ago in LA. Is it still funny?
A bus load of children are being driven to school in a bus. The kids start an argument regarding colour of skin. White kids say one thing, black kids say another. After a while the driver gets annoyed.
He stands them on the sidewalk. "Now we have this every morning white and black, black and white. Now we'll get on the bus and we'll all pretend to be green. ok?" The kids agree. "Okay..." says the driver. "Light green at the front and dark green at the back."

2006-12-29 07:06:14 · 16 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3

NASA received three messages in a strange language from a distant planet. The scientists studied the messages and found that "Necor Buldon Slock" means "Danger Rocket Explosion" and "Edwan Mynor Necor" means "Danger Spaceship Fire" and "Buldon Gimilzor Gondor" means "Bad Gas Explosion". What does "Slock" mean?

1- Danger
2- Explosion
3- Nothing
4- Rocket
5- Gas

2006-12-29 07:05:05 · 18 answers · asked by bero575 2