What are some jokes on mushrooms?

Question

not drugs but like the fungus

Answer 1

a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve to mushrooms." the mushroom replies "why not, i'm a fungi!"

(fun guy!)

and
what kind of room is impossible to enter?
a mushroom!

Answer 2

A mushroom went into a bar and saw some algae at a table. He went up to one and said "You're lookin' all gal." She looked him over and said "You look like a fun guy." And they took a liken to each other.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy. Why did he leave the party? Because there wasn't mushroom!

What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?
Your one fungi to be with.

Answer 3

How about u look it up in the internet? let me do that for u.....

The Grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up to the top of hill,
And he marched them down again.
When they were up they were up,
When they were down they were down.
When they were only half way up,
They were simultaneously up and down,
They were merely obeying the laws of quantum mechanics

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Darwin1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Darwin2: The fittest chickens cross the road.

Q: what do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The nucleus.

A Charles Darwin anecdote:

Charles Darwin saw a beetle and picked it up. He saw a second and picked that one up in the other hand. He then saw a third one, which he really wanted. Not knowing what to do, he shoved one of the ones he was holding into his mouth in order to pick up the third one. The one in the mouth emitted some kind of stuff which made him spit out the beetle and also lose the other two.

It's Your Genome (After All)


Verse:
There are just four bases in DNA.
There is G and T, and there's C and A.
And their sequence in genes
Forms our guts, lungs, and spleens
From our genome after all.

Chorus:
It's your genome after all,
It's our genome after all,
It's our genome after all,
We've great gobs of genes.

Verse:
If your ACA turns to ACT
There's a world of problems
For you and me.
For the bases won't hold,
And the protein won't fold,
From your genome after all.

Answer 4

What's a room with no windows? a Mushroom

Answer 5

What did the mushroom say to the apple?
Hey! I'm a fungi!!

Answer 6

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Answer 7

rubber-like jokes :-) lol

Answer 8

i dont know

Answer 9

idk look it up on the internet yourself!