Can we write a funny Y!Answers story together?

Question

I'll start off........



Once upon a time, there was a boy named The What Should I do Retard........

Answer 1

...and I stopped answering his questions, because I played along and wrote funny stuff, but never got "best answer" from his sorry butt...

Answer 2

Once upon a time, there was a boy named, The What Should I do Retard, who lived with his mother and father and sister, in a small house in a town called Why is This Town Called Gooseberry Juice.
His mothers name was The What Did I Do Retard, and his father’s name was I Think I Did It Already Retard.
What Shuddy (his nickname) had a younger sister, who by the way was named Sally.. Kids in school would tease Sally because of her unusual name, and they would make her cry.. “Sally Sally, small belly, you should be called Sally Johnson or something weird. ha ha.”
The teacher, Miss I Didn’t Think I Was Normal, would tell the kids, “children, you are all doing so good, keep up the teasing.. you all have learned a lot in school.”
And she would give them candy made from burnt coal, except for Sally, who she made eat candy made from sugar and cinnamon.

more of this story later..

HAPPY NEW YEAR..

Answer 3

and the what should i do retard decided that he wanted to go to the movies to see a show when he got to the ticket agent she asked what would you like to see he said i duno and the ticket agent said well lets see if i can find a nice girl who would like to see a show with you so she asked a lady on the corner to take the boy to see spiderman 2 the woman agreed so the woman took the boy to see the show she asked what is you name he said the i what should i do retard the lady said that was not very nice to say all i wanted to know was your name the boy said the what should i do retard so the lady sat there for some time and then walked out and the ticket agent came to the boy and said that was not very nice what you said to that lady she was nice enough to take you to a show and all she asked was your name and you were rude the i dont know retard said no i was not she asked my name and i told her what would have been rude would have been for me to say you dont need to know my name your a hoe all you need to know is when the movie will be over so i can take my dick out your mouth

Answer 4

So then TWSIR (The What Should I Do Retard) decided to go home, but he wanted to go the long way to stop and see all the sights. He thought about going shopping, but remembered how he tried last time and was chased away by the men in blue so he decided against it. He instead stopped by the park to harass old people walking their dogs. And then.......

Answer 5

The What Should I Do Retard was an extraordinary retard. He had the strength of ten men and no sense of remorse to restrain him. Not even a bullet could bring him down during one of his fits of rage.

Answer 6

so then he went down to the starbucks they said what's your name?

He said what should I do retard they asked again he told them again what should I do retard.

Answer 7

... but they called the boy W.S.R and he wanted too do something. he felt like beging a ;o) that day so he pretteded too fall l♥ve with a ^ (tree) so he kissed it. ;(p YUCK! so...
you end it!

Answer 8

sorry, but I kind of don't get what you are asking!
a boy named The What Should I do retard, which was extremely retarded decided to bungee jump without any safety on and......
LOL! sorry!

Answer 9

and he ran all over the place yelling at people

Answer 10

He was heavy set, mostly bald, had crooked teeth, and a very big smile...