Ok so whoever gives me the best reason why they should win the best answer, wins!~ have fun...and be creative gosh darn it
2006-12-29 07:49:15 · 19 answers · asked by *NuBCaKe* 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Reason for me to pick you as the best and give you ten points duh
2006-12-29 07:57:36 · update #1
because in the last 24 hours i:
stepped in poop
killed my fishies (ACCIDENTALLY!) :'(
choked on a chineese chicken ball
got ran over but saved by superman
but then ran over with superman (but dont worry HES OK!)
found out that i didn't get any presents for chrismas because santa IS real and i didnt believe (a warning to you all)
AND i just fell off the chair (seriously)
2006-12-29 08:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I am psychic (or psychotic depending on how you look at it) and I forsee you giving me 10 points. And if you don't, I forsee you giving birth to a goat and your home being invaded by little people who love gorgonzola cheese. Your children will resemble Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. lol... Actually its written in the stars...Pluto, Jupiter and Mars are all aligned, the moon is in the seventh house, this is the age of aquarius and the 10 points belong to me... Seriously though, You had already decided that I needed the ten points because my life is a waste, my job is a joke, and I desperately need a shower, but am out of soap, my water's been shut off for 17 weeks, 2 days, four hours 9 minutes and 29 seconds, and I live in a cardboard box with a little penciled in faucet. There, does that constitute 10 points?? I hope so.
2006-12-29 09:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by lyfsavr67medic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There will probably be a lot of answers from people who want the 10 points..and some who will only answer for the 2 points. Some will be nasty and say "So who cares?" Some will say, “ I win, 10 pts.ha ha
Others will elaborate a little bit more, and say, ” I win because I have written the best answer!” Or
“Choose me, I am the best, you won’t find any better.”
Well, I don’t think I will do any of that, I will just try
to be honest, and tell you that I want the 10 pts, and hope that
YO MAMA TELLS YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME.
2006-12-29 08:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, there's a rationalization for reason. The human thoughts apparently works otherwise than the different creature. we assume of in words of "if this, and if that, then end." it truly is termed a syllogism, and we received't destroy out utilizing them because our minds are troublesome stressed to apply them--256 of them, no extra, no a lot less. you may't imagine outdoors of that "field" because there is no "outdoors". even if you arise with a very new idea that no human being else has ever considered, you probably did it utilizing a chain of a few of those 256 syllogisms. This utilization is what we call "reason". yet "rationality" is often defined as "ideal use" of reason, or as "sound reasoning". "Sound" potential not merely valid wondering, yet wondering that is termed "real" in accordance to accepted ideas, or before accepted info or truths, or of something which seems "self-obvious". really 15 of those 256 syllogisms are "valid". even if the valid argument you employ is "sound" is yet another count number. i can make a valid case for the life of unicorns; inspite of the indisputable fact that it can't be a "sound" argument because they don't exist.
2016-12-01 07:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The enormity of your generosity astounds me. If only others would wield their power as amazingly for good and not evil, the world would be consumed in peace, love and understanding. What you have to teach te rest of us mere mortals can transcend not only our lifetimes but that of the masses of millions to come.
2006-12-29 09:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by melzma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i dont have anything funny to say right now, I am not too funny under pressure so I guess if its fate that i get those ten points then I will.
2006-12-29 08:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my boss is holding a goddam gun to my goddam face at this minute and yelling in my ear, i was supposed to have 635 points by the end of this week and i dont!!! im still missing a few, please, give me the best answer : O he has just unlocked the safety thing on the gun hes shouting like crazy save me save me save me!!!!!!!!! he says, if i dont have the 635 points in 2 mins he will make me drink 4 gallons of milk... i HATE milk... please help milk is disgusting, save me from this terrible fate! I BEG YOU!!!
2006-12-29 08:01:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a sickness, and the only way my doctor will get me that medicing to get rid of it is if I get to level 2 by tomorrow!!!!!! I need all the points I can get. Please give me the points, or I will die in 2 weeks!!!! My poor family will suffer my death!!! Please help me, oh great wonderful one. Help me get over my sickness.!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!! PLEASE???!!!!!
~~~~Thank you so very much!!!!!~~~~~~~
Give me the points please!!!My poor children will never get to see me again. My poor baby that is 4 months old will nver get to see her mother in her whol life if I die!!
2006-12-29 10:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't won 10 points since...
2006-12-29 08:50:23 · answer #9 · answered by imreallymean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I am ssoo pretty and you know you wanna pick me. You wanna pick don't you? You know how pretty I am!
2006-12-29 08:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by peace ♥ music 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋