A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face
or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humour.
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can
there be greater than this one?"
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Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
2006-12-29 07:55:59 · 16 answers · asked by Poison 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
IN THE ORDER YOU WROTE THEM.. PFF THEY'RE FUNNY!!! REALLY
2006-12-29 08:01:34 · answer #1 · answered by Alexe A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I paintings as a server, and that's something that we pronounced sometime, as a co-worker of mine replaced into discussing Oprah who does not have faith in tipping the two, and feels that it is going to likely be lined. each and every state is diverse, yet servers do not make that a lot hourly, in manhattan i'm getting 4.sixty 5 an hour. there is the assumption by using those, nicely boost their pay, and then tipping won't would desire to happen. in spite of the incontrovertible fact that, by using increasing our pay, and so on will boost the charges of each and every thing else interior the eating place, making foodstuff, beverages greater high priced. i be attentive to serving human beings is our interest, in spite of the incontrovertible fact that, if somebody does not supply good provider, you may tip subsequently. If this replaced into equipped in, you through fact the customer could have not have been given any administration over that. additionally as a server, we paintings stressful for our coaching, and if that wasn't something we've been getting, and did not advance with the provider we gave, who's to declare that folk could proceed to get good provider oftentimes?
2016-12-11 18:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first two were pretty funny, but I didn't get the last one. I think it's the way I'm reading it or something, it just doesn't make sense. But those are good!!!! Definitely smiling!!! :) :)
2006-12-29 08:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, I give one through three an 8.
The last one is a 10.
Kudos to you. These are great jokes.
Have a great weekend, and thanks for the laughs1 LOL.
2006-12-30 00:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is the best!!
2006-12-29 08:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by MONIQUE M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the second one
2006-12-29 08:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by matthew d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say the third joke is the best, keep them up.
2006-12-29 08:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by kpadr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD GOOD!!!!!! LOVED them. Did yuo make them up? I really liked the first one! Your on a roll!
2006-12-29 08:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by juicy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the order you wrote them
2006-12-29 08:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!! The 3rd one is the best
2006-12-29 08:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋