a man has a cat. the man left for work and it was raining so the cat went outside used the bathroom and came back in laid on its bed and when the guy got back his cat was dead. how did it die? please dont say i dont know or what the answer is cause i dont know it.
2006-12-29 08:25:38 · 17 answers · asked by matthew d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Acid Rain?
2006-12-29 08:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by comicaldad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man which owns the kitty is a killer so when he left he waited for the cat to go outside and poisined him or something that would not make him die suddenly. Then when the man came back in he found the cat laying on his bed, dead. It makes sence if u think about it.
2006-12-29 17:46:08 · answer #2 · answered by NOT aNOTher blonde! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-29 16:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by kate315109 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He used the bathroom on a lawn that was just fertilized and got poisoned.
2006-12-29 16:56:11 · answer #4 · answered by jacksonvillegarycollins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat pee'd on an electric blanket?
2006-12-29 16:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by SweetPea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is because cats are made in such a way that thier skin is not to be touch by water,so that is why it died.
2006-12-29 16:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by boateng k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im guess hypothermia, he probably got 2 cold
2006-12-29 16:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets say he got strangled by a cat killer.
2006-12-29 16:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by tgrafbabyy. (: 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I think of is, he went outside and someone slapped the s**t outta him. that might do it.
2006-12-29 16:43:40 · answer #9 · answered by lascobee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he drowned in his water bed
2006-12-29 16:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by Tinkerbellx6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋