a blind man decides to do a parachute jump for his local charity and after 3 weeks of intensive specialized training he finally qualifies for the jump.
He's sitting in the plane about to jump out when he has a sudden realisation"how will i know when i'm near the ground?" he said to his instructor "i can't read my altimeter"
"that's easy " said the instructor "your dogs lead will go slack" !!!!!
2006-12-29 14:27:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok, but can i have your kit kat?
2006-12-29 14:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by taytay21@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but Good Kit Kat. For that, I'll repay you with...what else...another blond joke...
In a tough FBI loyalty check for married female agents to determine whether their loyalty belongs to the Bureau or their Husbands, 3 remained ...Brunette, Redhead and the Blond.
The test involves wife entering a room with a drawn 9mm pistol, find their husband tied in a chair, then shoot him dead w/o hesitation. Unknown to the wives, the gun is loaded only with blanks. Test begins:
Brunette enters room, then a shot rang out. A few minutes later, wife emerges crying and told the FBI panelist...I can't do it. I love my husband. I only shot the ceiling.
Next is Red Head. She enters room, a few minutes later, shot rang out. Then she emerged visibly shaken and told the FBI panelist...I can't do it. I'd rather flunk FBI than lose my dear husband. I only shot the wall.
Blond's turn. She enters the room, several minutes passed, no shot were heard. Then a full hour passed still no shot. The FBI panelist think's the blond is so overcome with emotion that she's there with her husband sharing the intimate moment and talking life after FBI. They were about to call it a day for nobody made it, when Blond wife suddenly emerged, hysterically in tears:
You bastards! You're so cruel to put me in this kind of tests!
How could you forget to load my gun that It took me a full hour to use the pistol grip bashing the brains out the eyes and nose of that sonofabitch!
2006-12-29 22:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHa. The funniest part was how long it took me to figure it out. Not blonde just read the first three words too fast.
2006-12-29 22:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good never herd of it, me and my friends had a big riddle contest on a blog today and i cheated and used yahoo, but it was so much fun, and stuff like this was on it lol.
2006-12-29 22:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by allison 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that. Thanx for the laugh.
2006-12-29 23:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay!! it only took me 2 times to read
2006-12-29 22:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by luckycharmed14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-12-29 22:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by elmer435 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard of it
2006-12-29 22:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by Free hugs? x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololoolololololololol......yes - it's good - but I've never heard it so it is not 'old' to me. Good one. lolololololololo
2006-12-29 22:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by THE SINGER 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it and its not all that bad
2006-12-29 22:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-29 22:37:20 · answer #11 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋