2006-12-29 12:00:36 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to get home?
2006-12-29 12:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by backassshoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This does not say that I will die in an hour, only
that my wish would last an hour…
During that hour I would want 100 million dollars deposited in a bank account and the banker notified of my where abouts and my need to be rescued. Then after the hour is up, I would soon be getting rescued and will also be rich.
2006-12-29 14:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wish, that I could discover I wasn't that badly lost & it would only take me an hours rowing in the boat that I was about to find, to get home to a nice hot bath,& a cracking 3 course meal.
2007-01-01 23:11:41 · answer #3 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That i could get home, so i could sell of the desert island to a rich business man, who would turn it into a holiday resort.
2007-01-02 09:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wish for a satellite phone for an hour so I could be rescued.
2006-12-29 23:21:13 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
World peace
2006-12-29 12:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wish I'm not blond so I can figure out how to get out of that island....beats me...
sound you like joke answer...I'll just share with you my original blond piece though, hope you like it.
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
lapuks2000@yahoo
2006-12-29 13:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To have a wish that lasts for 100,000 hours.....or to have a wish every 10 minutes 'til I die....which if it weren't aloud would be my wish...to be dead for an hour.....
2006-12-29 23:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by JackLove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To see my dad again and tell him about all the things he's missed in seeing my family grow up.
Dad passed away at the age of 57- miss him so much.
2006-12-29 12:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sony trio so that I could call for a ride and would have GPS capability to tell them where I was.
2006-12-29 12:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by master_furches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would wish to stay away from home. then I would only have to wait an hour and then my wish would end and I would be placed back at home.
--Monker
2006-12-31 13:12:17 · answer #11 · answered by Monker123456 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋