why did they call a hospital at a wedding when a woman tapped her glass with a knife? First one to get it wins.
2006-12-29 16:21:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cause stone cold said so
2006-12-29 16:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by AshA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the bride was actualy a person hireing an assasin and when she tapped her knife on the glass, that was the signal that the sniper hiding in the rafters of the church should look down his scope, pull the trigger, thus causeing the pin to light the powder, causing the bullet to go into the groom's jugular vein, causing the groom to die on contact. However, the uneducated wedding guests did not know he was dead, and called the hospital. Likewise, the clueless guests did not know that it was a sniper that did it and did not call the cops to catch the woman who was clearly an evil mastermind killing her husband-to-be so she would get his money. But it would not work until after his will was changed and they were officialy married, but she could not stand the man, so she had him killed 15 seconds after she was insured to get the money....... wow! that is funny!
2007-01-02 05:00:34 · answer #2 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guests thought it was an alarm??
When the groom kissed the bride, guest thought he's giving a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation...
beats me...but I think the punchline lies somewhere where the glass should have been tapped by a spoon or fork.
2006-12-29 16:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fake Diamond Ring?
2006-12-29 16:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
coz she tapped her eyeglasses with the knife and put her eye out!!! ( it would have been very gruesome to look at a lady with a knife stuck into one of her eyeballs with a mixture of thick white and red liquid spilling from it.. eeewwww gross!!! )
2006-12-29 17:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by what the hell !? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she was one of the people who dont stop till the glass breaks, Well technically you arent supposed to give toasts at weddings just receptions
2006-12-29 16:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Nymph 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because her father was in the hospital and he wanted to hear.. well thats not really funny but dang that is something confunsing
gah i made my own brain hurt, i think i am gonna book mark this so i can see the answer
2006-12-29 17:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh...
The knife shattered the glass and launched shards at her and cut her.
That's not a funny joke at all........kinda sick actually
2006-12-29 16:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To see if the Bride had given birth yet
2006-12-29 17:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by hulaguy43 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she had a glass shoe and stepped on the knife.
2006-12-29 16:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by sakiro 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bacause maybe she was wearing the glass on her glasses so she got stabbed in the eye.
or
maybe a fight broke out *ding ding ding*
2006-12-29 16:24:55 · answer #11 · answered by John Gemini 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋