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So you have a good reason for me to give you ten points!!! Please be creative, and good luck!!!!!!! The best one wins!!!!

2006-12-29 12:18:56 · 17 answers · asked by Crazze Chik 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

This is really what I look like, and am I truly pretty?

2006-12-29 12:24:51 · update #1

Thanks to Some Teenager!!!!!! i am considering picking you!!!!

2006-12-29 12:27:06 · update #2

BE CREATIVE!!!!!!! Come'on, that dude with the poem is creative, and the woman with the broked neck is too. BE CREATIVE!!!!

2006-12-29 12:37:05 · update #3

TO MR. KITE.....
I find your comment extreemly rude. i am a natrual blonde, so no points for your stupid made up blonde joke!!!

2006-12-29 13:14:21 · update #4

To WANNAKNOWANSWER
Why do you think I am mean? I am very nice to everyone. I like to be creative, and like other people to be creative too. it brings out the real person in everyone. I like that some of you haev a very good imagination. But please, A LOT of people think that i am rude and selfish. I am not. I am a volenteer at a SPCA, a volenteer at the red cross, and have been in the navy. Do I sound like a bad person? Thanks for all of your creative, and imagitive answers evryone. PLEASE DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE UNTIL YOU KNOW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-29 14:15:17 · update #5

17 answers

♥ ♥ I managed to raise 5 teenagers without losing my mind ♥ ♥

2006-12-29 12:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

No, not really, I'm happy with the 2 points I got for answering this question. I'm not that shallow that I have to beg for 10 points like some of these people. This isn't a contest to me, this is just a fun thing to find new things out and have some fun with other people also finding out their opinions. I don't NEED the 10 points, not saying that it wouldn't hurt to have em, but I'll be fine with the 2 I got.

2006-12-29 20:41:57 · answer #2 · answered by superkrogerbaggerman 4 · 3 0

Sweetie sweetie,
Of course you are you are REALLY REALLY pretty
But asking for the words and getting them won't make you feel it. Being it to OTHERS will make you feel excruciatingly good which is better than being Queen Mean with Ten points to give away.

Give away your heart and laughter and share your soul.
Feel the prettiness of it.
Stop the mirror talk.
What did it get Snow Whites mother. Not even one lie.
You are asking people to lie to you (even in a joke) for 10 points.
And you are losing your beauty by the word.
Go back to where you should be
and be natural and nice and contemplating this world
Don't ask for love and you have it
Don't ask for compliments be self sufficient.
Everyone who is silent and giving is beautiful and don't let the mirror on the wall lie to you or be the judge of you.
Not even in a joke.
For every joke holds truth.
Don't look for beauty in yourself but look around you at God's doings and know he has you covered.
Love ya' truly do .

2006-12-29 21:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by wannaknowanswer 1 · 2 1

Because I have a happy husband that has convinced all his friends that I am the perfect woman, even though I broke my neck and am now handicapped he still thinks that I am perfect, he loves my cooking, my artwork, my scrap books, how I care for the children and how I keep the house clean, we never ever fight and are best friends! All his friends say if I ever get tired of him they want to marry me!

2006-12-29 20:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Scooter 3 · 2 0

Don't know how you want it coming...a joke...a marriage proposal...or a naughty answer. But I'll try with my original blond joke I made just 4 days ago (qualifies me as creative...). It's a blond joke... you ain't blond are you? not sure with that avatar...

In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:

So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.

A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!

>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>

Blond's turn now:

ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane

ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down

ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late

ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter

ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....


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2006-12-29 21:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0 3

I Should Get The Points

Because..........

I Love Animals and are very good to them
I Love Jesse McCartney
I Think you are pretty {i am a girl and like guys}
I Love my friends, they are so nice
I am a good person and nice to everyone

thanks very much if ya give me those points
and if you do your an 0:-) {angel}

2006-12-29 20:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by Jaanie baaby (: 5 · 1 1

cause some teenager is a brown nosing Pimp and I don't really want the points just making the statment. if u wanna gimme the points then do it otherwise don't.

And yes u r pretty.

2006-12-29 20:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by master_furches 2 · 2 0

Give me ten points or i'll hunt Miley Cyrus down for an autograph!

2006-12-29 20:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

this is creative
enjoy this poem
no one is prettier than you

people would die for it (exagurate)
only i deserve it
i listened to you about making it creative
never give it to someone who does not deserve it
thanks if you decide to give it to me
so bye and i hope you pick me

2006-12-29 20:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by connie a 1 · 2 0

You are pretty but what about me, i think we look related and well blood is thicker than water!

2006-12-29 20:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by hi so what is new 1 · 2 0

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