There was a fat african american( no offence) who found a jennie in a bottel so she let him lose. Her three wishes where to be skinny, white, and surrounded by pussy so the jennie siad poof your a tampon! lol
2006-12-29 12:37:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that made me roll! thanx for da laugh!♥
2006-12-29 12:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That automated censor killed the fun out of your piece. Though I get, others might not. Funny in its complete form though...
Let me just brighten that up more ...with what else...a blond joke. This is brand new (just 4 days old) and I made it...
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-29 20:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gud one
2006-12-29 20:40:53 · answer #3 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-29 21:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by Tristyn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! hahaha.
2006-12-29 20:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by rentalsocks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she or he let him lose.
2006-12-29 20:46:35 · answer #6 · answered by kman1830 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wut's *****??
2006-12-29 20:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by katie 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋