I'm very shy...and very PALE!! would you please at least let me have my t-shirt and underwear for the 2 block walk home?
2006-12-29 14:13:28 · 16 answers · asked by james23423434 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I suppose......
2006-12-29 14:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean PALE as a BLOND?...the more so I'll give you even my coat...
Nahhh, just kidding. I'm just having this blond thing the whole morning. Since you're in a joking mood, let me just share my 4-day old original blond piece...
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jump master's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-29 14:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this questions looks very familar! inspite of the indisputable fact that the answer isn't any in case you volunteered to play in STRIP poker , then you truthfully knew that there change right into a chance of you dropping your clothing. you took the chance and also you lost suck it up .
2016-12-01 07:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since ur a guy i wouldnt have beatin u in the first place because i dont want u to loose ur undies, but if u had been a girl we would work out an arrangement, an eye for an eye right?
2006-12-29 15:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You lost them, fair and square. But I'd lend you a towel to sit on and give you a ride home.
2006-12-29 14:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
James lol funny. Good luck.
2006-12-29 14:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but there's a pile of old newspapers in that corner, help yourself. lol
2006-12-29 14:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-29 14:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by i_make _it_rainakapatrickschica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on what you would give me in return. I would need pics as well. hehe
2006-12-29 15:03:19 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give ya all your clothes back. I would have no use for them.
2006-12-29 14:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by btyboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess but for a fair price of course ;)
2006-12-29 14:24:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋