2006-12-29 13:30:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma's so dumb, she told you a yo momma joke!
2006-12-29 16:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well there are so many good ones. some of the most hilarious ones to me come from Yo Momma(The TV Show)
2006-12-29 13:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ur Momma's so blond...she forgot she's your Mom...
No, I just made it up. I'm just getting this blond thing the whole morning. Let me just share you my original blond piece I made 4 days ago...my Mom told me to...
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-29 13:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....thanks for the laugh everyone. I like Cuddly's cigerette butt piece....hahahahahahaaa
Yo momma's so professional she works as a crash-test dummy
When yo momma goes for a face -lift, Silicon Valley runs dry.
2006-12-29 14:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, the national weather service assigns names to her farts.
Yo momma's so fat, She saw a yellow bus drive down the street and yelled, "Stop that twinkie"
Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma's so ugly, she went to a haunted house and left with a job application.
2006-12-29 13:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
umm well
yo momma so black when she sits in the hot tub she makes coffee
yo momma so hairy when she goes for a fade they start at her wrists
umm i would choose cuddly lez as best answer, i have never read those before
2006-12-29 14:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ur momma so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles.
I thought it was really funny
2006-12-29 13:33:41 · answer #7 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is like a hardware store she charges 5 cents a screw!
2006-12-30 11:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by applegrower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong Phone book.
Yo mamas so ugly, her dad takes her to work everyday so he wont have to kiss her good-bye.
2006-12-29 14:57:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur momma is so fat when she tried to excerise one day she started sweating grease.
2006-12-29 14:20:03 · answer #10 · answered by My Hero :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋