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I made it up myself!!! "Yo Momma in shape!Round is a shape!"

2006-12-29 14:46:20 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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All you ppl need to stop being mean to the poor girl! Honey, I like it. Don't listen to all those ppl sayin it's Horrible.

2006-12-29 14:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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2016-12-31 06:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

After that show on MTV started, I don't find most Yo Momma jokes funny any more. Sorry. It could make someone else kick and giggle, though.

2006-12-29 14:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by japa_1 2 · 0 0

I saw your momma kickin a can down the street i said what you doin and she said she was movin house. pop a cap mo fo.

And your joke was pretty good.

2006-12-29 14:50:49 · answer #4 · answered by ........ 3 · 0 0

Better yet...flip it "Yo mama thinks she's in shape because ROUND is a shape!"

2006-12-29 15:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by TBAR 3 · 0 1

I don't know; but I didn't laugh when I read it.
But, after all, it is better to make a joke that is composed of: Wit, Unexpected Situation and Intelligence

2006-12-29 14:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Asker Knowmore 2 · 1 0

Its OK not very good. I like the one that says "Yo Mama so fat when she wheres high heels every time she steps she strikes oil. good luck

2006-12-29 15:05:50 · answer #7 · answered by jb 2 · 0 0

heard it b4 on a pillow tht said i am n shape round IS a shape
so you didn make that up.you just twisted it

2006-12-29 17:29:32 · answer #8 · answered by ◊junior c/o '11◊ 2 · 0 0

It could be funny but I have an odd sense of humor and didn't laugh but I'm sure someone thought it was funny!

2006-12-29 14:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by momofthreemiracles 5 · 1 0

no

no you did not make it up and no it is not funny.

watch "Yo Momma" on MTV and learn more material

2006-12-29 14:49:05 · answer #10 · answered by N :O) 3 · 1 1

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