xmas joke quite good?

Question

can't remember where i got this from but here goes............

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled Out a lighter.He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.You may pass through the
pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.He
shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,"And just
what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".

Answer 1

Haha

Answer 2

I never laugh at jokes because I can make good jokes, but this one actually made me laugh ..thanks man.

This joke is for you..............

An Indian, an Irish man and a blond man were taking a there lunch on the roof of a tall building they were building.
Well, the Indian man opens up his lunch and say...
"Oh I so freaking tired of curry rice, never time I am gonna jump off this building

Well" what do you know" the Irish man opens his lunch box said just the same...."Im tired of corned beef....he said

The blond man also open up his lunch too, well he was really pissed...he said" What potatoes again?

The next day, at just the same time...again they met for their lunch.

The Indian man saw the curry rice, stood up anf jump off the building to his death

The Irish man also had corned beef, he also jumps off the roof

Well the Blond man does just the same for he hate potatoes.

At the funneral, the Indian man's wife cried and said" Oh If I had know that he is tired of curried rice, I would have cooked something esle

The Irish Man's wife also cried and said" Oh if had I known that he hate corned beef, I also could hate cooked something else..

Then after a while, everybody was now looking at the blond man' wife to said something

Well, the Blond man's wife stood up and said in an angry manner

"Hey , Dont look at me.....he makes his own lunch !"

Answer 3

Hahaha. Never heard it before. You could have spiced it up some more had you changed the character as blond girl....who pulled out a men's brief...and says....Jingle Bells!

For that, I'll repay you with my original piece blond joke...incidentally involves St. Peter....

In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:

So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.

A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!

>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>

Blond's turn now:

ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane

ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down

ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late

ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter

ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....

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Answer 4

Funny joke kept me laughing in computer shop incessessantly.
Each item funny and the punch line really punched.
I couldn't top it or even think of anything to make the list. So to purgatory I go jingling bells and laughing all the way

Answer 5

LOL quite good! But if he was gay would he have gotten into heaven if he said they were "Carl's?!"
--That Cheeky Lad

Answer 6

Ahaha, that's a good one! I've never heard it before either!

Answer 7

I laughed and Im a christian it is very amusing thank you.

Answer 8

Love it!...My ex is called Carole...LOL

Answer 9

good 1.

Answer 10

Ahaha...that was funny