there is this boy he love to eat baked beans.but he has one problem.whenever he eat baked beans he will fart.years passed and he did not eat baked beans.he has a girlfriend and when he was at work his girlfriend called him and invited him to go to her house that evening for a surprise.
while he was on the way,he saw a restaurant with a special offer of lamb chop with baked beans.the man looked at the baked and said' yum!baked beans.no i can't eat them 'but too late he pushed himself in the restaurant and ordered 5 plates of baked beans.on the way to his girlfriend house he felt himself going to fart.how he farted and he almost faint by the smell.soon,he reached the girlfriend house and the girlfriend blind folded him at let him sit down when the phone rang.his girlfriend was chatting on the phone for so long when he farted.he took the piece of cloth and blew it all over the place and folded the piece of cloth back on the table and pretended nothing happened.so what's the surprise?
2006-12-29
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