Cooking & Recipes - September 2007

I am going to type the recipe EXACTLY as it appears in the book, and then how I have translated it thus far, any help would be appreciated.

RESIPEE FOR CUKIN KON-FEELPEES

Gether your pees 'bout sundown, the folrun day, bout leven o'clock, gowge out your pees, with your thum nale, like gowgin out a man's eyeball at a kote-house.

Rense your pees, parbile them, then fry em with som several slices uv streekt. Middlin, incouragin uv the gravy to seep out and intermarry with your pees. When modritly brown, but not scorcht, emplty intdo a dish.

Mash em gently with a spune.
Mix with raw tomarters, sprinkled with a little brown sugar. And the immortal dish ar quite ready. Eat a hepe, eat mo and mo. It is good for your general helth uv mind and body. It fattens you up, makes you sassy, goes throd and throd your very soul. But why don't you eat? Eat on. By jings. Eat. Stop! Never while thar is a pee in the dish.

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2007-09-23 05:47:32 · 6 answers · asked by Bohemian_Garnet_Permaculturalist 7

Does anyone have any good, chewy, moist, crumbly, tried and true peanut butter cookie recipes?

Thank you! I give best answer.

2007-09-23 05:36:06 · 7 answers · asked by Greetings! 3

how do make wild rice soup

2007-09-23 05:11:45 · 4 answers · asked by S i r i 1

what is good recipe for home made pizza

2007-09-23 05:11:21 · 9 answers · asked by S i r i 1

seeking a really good pumpkin pie recipe....BESIDES the one on the can...Please help

2007-09-23 05:09:43 · 2 answers · asked by S i r i 1

2007-09-23 04:17:25 · 4 answers · asked by Manni S 1

Got any good ideas? Not too sweet...something you've tried yourself please.

2007-09-23 04:02:22 · 7 answers · asked by surlygurl 6

So my fiance and I received a 12 piece Henckle's Knife Block as a wedding gift. My fiance accidentally laid an old pizza plan on top of one of the knives in the sink and now it has rust stains all down the side. A silimar thing happened to another knife, just from sitting in the sink a few hours.

We have only have these knives for a week and already 2 have rust stains. Does anyone know how to remove those and aviod them in the future?

2007-09-23 03:39:26 · 12 answers · asked by NoTurningBackNow 5

2007-09-23 03:29:33 · 7 answers · asked by ~Jen~ 4

2007-09-23 03:29:06 · 2 answers · asked by Ari's Mom 1

we are having a party today and I had bought some carrots to put on a kabob stick along with other stuff but after cutting up the carrots, I'm wondering how I am going to get those stiff carrots on the stick. Do I just slide them on or is there something special I can do to make it easier?

2007-09-23 03:08:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do they have the same nasty "skin" on the outside, and then are mushy on the inside?

2007-09-23 02:32:35 · 3 answers · asked by zen 7

2007-09-23 02:23:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-23 02:03:40 · 3 answers · asked by Andrea B 1

I had put my beef roast in cold water in the kitchen sink to thaw out late last night (around 11:00 pm). It was frozen, and I meant to take it out and put it in the crock pot before I went to bed. I woke up this morning at around 7:00 and realized I had forgotten it in the sink. It was still very cool, so I am wondering if it is ok to eat. Thanks for your advice!

2007-09-23 01:20:02 · 10 answers · asked by tamisue 2

2007-09-23 01:06:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-22 22:45:11 · 5 answers · asked by Aaron W 1

and I add ingerdients to it sugar cinnamon whatever the recipe requires and all three recipes have been different what can it be??? Does it matter if I use Bleached or Unbleached flour?? Please Help!!

2007-09-22 21:28:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

...and he is not william penn

2007-09-22 19:33:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

My roomates and I are inviting our guy friends over for dinner tommorow night, and we are looking for some really good appetizer recipes.

Post your recipes!!

2007-09-22 18:20:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

alright I know several recipes in which I need this ingrediant and I want to try them all so where.

2007-09-22 14:40:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

it could be a blender, salad spinner, food processor, glasses, etc. Function does not matter..which would win a beauty contest lol

2007-09-22 14:22:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

should i make something else too. any suggestions for something easy? that would go with the meal.

2007-09-22 13:49:06 · 8 answers · asked by talkingator 1

first of all, i didn't know chickens had "paws" and second, unless this is a halloweeny thing, what the hell do you do with them?

2007-09-22 13:36:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

my dad bought this frozen broccoli stir-fry medly with mushrooms, corn, snap peas, water chesnuts and caouliflower. i have no idea how to make a stir-fry can't find a simple recipe anywhere. ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEAS AS TO WHAT I CAN DO WITH THIS COMBINATION OF VEGGIES?

2007-09-22 13:33:15 · 8 answers · asked by Grl 3

2007-09-22 13:30:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

would like to have a tried and true recipe for pumpkin pie.
I already know about the recipe on the back of the Libby's can! Looking for new ones! Thanks!

2007-09-22 13:14:54 · 15 answers · asked by S i r i 1

I have never made it before.

2007-09-22 12:45:31 · 20 answers · asked by Sherri 1

I'm baking brownies if that helps.

2007-09-22 12:08:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-22 12:02:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous