All categories - 23 September 2007

does anoyone know the exact place and name? would you be able to email at jia_hazel@yahoo.com.sg. bcos it's hard to talk here. thanks

2007-09-23 23:59:47 · 6 answers · asked by jia 1 in Other - India

plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too
hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"
says Bob. "He's on my bowling team.

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and
brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I
recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a
Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi, Bobby. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having
none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling
him every four letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and
says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real Bltch this time."

(i think i have posted before)

2007-09-23 23:59:27 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-23 23:59:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Which is an antonym for each word

Words-
certitudes
tactile

choices-
immaterial
qualms

i pretty my other ones are correct

2007-09-23 23:58:34 · 4 answers · asked by Spicks&Specks01 1 in Words & Wordplay

Everybody remembers the now infamous riddle " Things are looking up" So i decided to make a few riddles of my own on on some wwe personalities!

These are 3 Riddles below:(Try to guess what wrestlers they are)

1. "i pad myself on the back after the Job"

2, " Im as close to Japan as to a MAN "

3. " After my approval, i give you the shuffle "

Its 3 current or past wrestlers!! try to guess them

i will give full points to who ever guesses right !!!

2007-09-23 23:58:33 · 5 answers · asked by B 1 in Wrestling

I've noticed that on this site when people don't understand a question they say you are wrong or that you are lying?
Is it because they can't answer the question?

2007-09-23 23:58:22 · 7 answers · asked by sam 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-23 23:57:38 · 14 answers · asked by scred 2 in Football (American)

i do! its a cute little emo word ^.^

2007-09-23 23:55:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I need to know how to see if something is in stock on circuit city's website.

2007-09-23 23:55:50 · 2 answers · asked by Dorian P 1 in Investing

And of course why is one better than the other?

2007-09-23 23:55:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

My computer is playing up, only 3 months old. I backed up my files and transferred them to my old computer. There are three of us on a homegroup, and the guys are alway changing things.

I want to get it blank, and reload everything again.
I don't want to do it in Safe Mode, because that still leaves some software on it. I want to upload all my disks again.

What buttons do I press. F8 takes me to Safe Mode. So that is no good.

It is not a laptop. The tower has ASUS / AMD 64 Athlon X 2 on it..

I need an answer from a computer tech. Please.

How do I do this? Urgent. Very urgent. Thanks in advance.

2007-09-23 23:55:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

What is this in grams or ounces? Thanks.

2007-09-23 23:55:00 · 9 answers · asked by Chipmunk 6 in Cooking & Recipes

I said a prayer for you today.

I prayed that you would have an awesome day!!!

I prayed that you felt great both physically and emotionally!!!!

Please let me know how your day is!!!!!

2007-09-23 23:54:49 · 25 answers · asked by Penny 5 in Polls & Surveys

didnt think that in week 1....but now...

2007-09-23 23:54:37 · 9 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Football (American)

People say that spirits aren't real but when we go to heaven what are we and what is God?

2007-09-23 23:54:35 · 14 answers · asked by sam 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-23 23:54:34 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

how do you meet friends/girlfriends outside of school? thats the only place i meet new people and im almost graduated and im worried i wont know anyone new

2007-09-23 23:53:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-23 23:53:37 · 10 answers · asked by Micheal M 4 in Languages

rio de janeiro is a nice place to visit

2007-09-23 23:53:19 · 12 answers · asked by bandoleiro r 1 in Tattoos

2007-09-23 23:53:18 · 11 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-23 23:52:40 · 6 answers · asked by Psycho 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Biblical - The ancient Egyptians are featured in the Old Testament, and played a prominent role in the early Hebrews' life, from Joseph's capture to the departure of the Hebrewsfrom Egypt to later interaction with the Kingdom of Israel. There are several unanswered questions as to the precise influence each had on the other.
Burial and tombs
Mummification of the dead was not always practised in Egypt. Once the practice began, an individual was placed at his or her final resting place through a set of rituals and protocol. The Egyptian funeral was a complex ceremony including various monuments, prayers, and rituals undertaken in the deads' honor. The poor, who could not afford expensive tombs, were buried in shallow graves in the sand; because of the arid environment they were often naturally mummified.
Temples and pyramids
Many Egyptian temples are still standing today. Some are in ruin from wear and tear, while others have been lost entirely. The Egyptian structures are among the larg

2007-09-23 23:52:30 · 1 answers · asked by Neeta 5 in Religion & Spirituality

uk answers only please.

as the home decorating stencilling market has decreased i am struggling to find "stencilling blanks" that i need for my new business.

any inovative ideas for stencils are also good.

2007-09-23 23:52:29 · 5 answers · asked by hmmm........ 3 in Hobbies & Crafts

pls help me. my breast are very loose. and i don't want to go for a surgery. because of my loose breast i thing i am loosing my confidence level also. i am not able to to enjoy my sexlife with my husband as my whole concentration use to be in my breast Pls help me if you any medicine to increase the size & giving a tightness to the breast. Pls advice..

Thanks

2007-09-23 23:52:15 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-09-23 23:51:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-09-23 23:51:37 · 5 answers · asked by karloenrico 1 in Botany

The best leaper in the animal kingdom is the puma, which can jump to a height of 4 m when leaving the ground at an angle of 45 degrees.
a) with what speed must the puma leave the ground to reach that height?
b) How far does the puma jump horizontally?

for part a I got 12.62 for the speed.

I am not sure how to solve part b...what equation should I be using? and is the acceleration supposed to be zero for the x component? thank you

2007-09-23 23:51:36 · 2 answers · asked by redblitz528 1 in Physics

hi i have a dog but she is small to medium size, she was in season about 3 months ago, she got out twice, but although she hasnt gained any weight 2 of her boobs have swelled up and she was crying at my wardrobe door so i opened it to see what she was doing and she went in there and lay on a blanket thats in there, not sure whats going on, please help...

2007-09-23 23:50:55 · 9 answers · asked by mumstheword 2 in Dogs