Jokes & Riddles - September 2007

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

2007-09-12 06:15:52 · 12 answers · asked by P!NK 5

man--do u have grapes?
bartender- no!

next day

man--do u have grapes?
bartender-- no!

next day

man--do u have grapes?
bartender-- if u ask that once more,,,i swear upon my mom that i'll fix u on the wall with nails,,

next day

man--do u have nails?
bartender--no!
man--good,,do u have grapes?

star if u like it,,
^_~

2007-09-12 04:22:44 · 21 answers · asked by gunkedar 2

2007-09-12 03:33:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented The Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention"

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

2007-09-12 02:56:24 · 18 answers · asked by wowwhatisthatthing 4

When a grandmother was in her late 80's, she decided to get a thorough physical, something she had avoided for years.
When the doctor asked her how she was doing, she gave him a litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
"Well ma'am," he responded good-naturedly, "you have to except those things. Afterall, who wants to live to 100?"
The grandma looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's 99."

2007-09-12 02:44:08 · 6 answers · asked by Nancy M 7

Happened to come across this lateral thinking questions in www.InnovateThinking.com/blog :

Young Jerry says goodbye to his dad who is about to doze off in the armchair and goes to catch the bus into the town. He only has to wait one minutes before the bus pulls up at the bus stop. A little old man gets on to the bus just before young Jerry. The bus driver smiles to the little old man and say happily, ” That’s my son just behind you!”

How could this be?

2007-09-12 02:11:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Top 10 Blonde Inventions

1. The water proof towel
2. Solar powered flash light
3. Sumberrine screen door
4. A book on how to read
5. Inflatable dart board
6. A dictionary index
7. Ejector seat in a helicopter
8. Powdered water
9. Pedel powered wheel chair
10. Water proof tea bags

2007-09-12 02:02:51 · 33 answers · asked by little kitty 3

A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test.
So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down in the examining chair.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

2007-09-12 00:55:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

okay this was not the real question but it got your attention right?? good.

well yahoo! answers if giving me alot of cookies and viruses so i have to delete my account. but before i do i am gonna spend alot of my points and give people chances to get 10 pts.

what do you think. theese are really easy points i am going to every place i wvery answered or posted.

2007-09-12 00:29:06 · 10 answers · asked by Catholic 14 5

The art of farting is practiced by many, perfected by few. Perfecting the art of farting is a somewhat long, difficult but rewarding road to travel down. It is the symphony of foods and body function that causes this reaction we all long to occur. This guide teaches you the methods and mind set used by some of the worlds leading fartology organizations.

1. Your mood will play a major role in farting. Having an "I can't do it!" frame of mind will not accomplish anything. When it comes down to those final moments when its release or hold time, you just have to repeat again and again, "Just let it happen... its ok..."

2. Diet is another heavy influencer. If you're a grazer (or vegetarian as they preferred to be called) you're partly on your way. If you're older and are using **** assistance substances such as prune juice, you too have a good start. The real winners are your average North American men. Statistically Sunday is prime time nation wide for fart releases. Not only fart releases, but the cream of the crop, wake up the neighbours farts. Why is this? Have a look at the diet of a typical American male aged between 20 and 30 watching football on TV... Peanuts, chips, beer, can someone say, fart city? Its about evaluating your diet, removing the foods that don't assist farting, and focusing on the ones that do.

3. Important, yet largely unexplored scientifically is the fart event position and location. These two variables can make or break a fart taking it from a stellar world class event, down to an unmentionable discouragement. Try telling a world class pianist that they must perform standing, or telling a tuba player he must lay down during their performance. Farting is no different, it requires positioning that best maximizes the bodies ability to expel gas. Location of the fart event sets the scene and adds emotions such as amusement (elevator farts), excitement (bus farts) and challenge (church farts). Lets travel forth and delve into the world of position and location...


Leg Lift "Elevator" Position
Standing upright with a slight curve to the back, lift either leg (almost like doing the jig, except with your leg off to the side - never to the front) and allow the fart event to occur. This one is by far the most popular. Ranked best position for elevator farts for its ability to expel farts quickly and accurately between floors. The signature of a leg lifter in an elevator is the smile of glee on their face as they exit, as you unknowingly enter.

Pros: Amusement of only being able to guess how many floors the unknowing new occupants must endure. High buildings that you will most likely not visit again are a bonus.

Cons: After a successful execution of the fart, you leave the elevator and the unknowing others enter, which is fine. However, you realize you are on the wrong floor and must re-enter the same elevator. Truly a bad call.


"Imperial" Throne Position
Just a reminder that your mind associates this position with a lack of bodily control. This one involves sitting, squatting or bending down into a huddled position. Some of the worlds most fermented and catastrophic farts were achieved using this very position. Think of it as a game of leap frog, but without the leaping (or at least voluntarily).

Pros: Incredible leverage, captures the true potential of the fart.

Cons: Similar to when taking a ****, which could confuse mind and cause "dyer" consequences. This one in the car in a new suit on route to a job interview is not recommended.


Wal-Mart Fart Position
There have been so many reports of this position and its success of creating "brown air" that have won it accolades world wide. Shop as you normally would at Wal-Mart. Locate a desired purchase (at least the weight of say, a clothes detergent box) at the bottom shelf in an unoccupied isle. As you are lifting the heavy load in a squatting position, let the magic happen. You will be pleasantly surprised. At first you may point out the similarities to the throne position, but you will be in awe by what the additional weight load achieves. Weight lifters doing squats after a heavy meal know how well weight can affect fartage potency and volume.

Pros: Due to the narrow, almost encapsulating design of the isles, farts can remain lingering for hours after initial production. Many more people can enjoy their shopping due to your efforts versus the leg lift position.

Cons: Eager and usually frantic discount shoppers change isles with a furor only matched by 9am shoppers at a department store boxing day blow out sale. This can result in a by standard surprise attack and the very terrible mission abort consequence.


Power Arching
Lean your hands onto a counter top or table (or if available, hang onto your towel rack) while arching your back. If this is difficult for you to visualize, think back to your last visit to the car repair shop. Similar to the "*** pounding" position you take when getting the quote to have your car's transmission replaced. Power arching is excellent for "customer service" counters at department stores; local Radio Shack stores when reaching over and examining an expensive and ridiculous keychain that has a flashlight, time telling in 12 languages, compass and calculator all in one; a supermarket you do not usually visit.

Pros: The arching of the back allows your power conduit to be fully utilized. Less conspicuous than the Throne Position.

Cons: A warning to people with small houses or apartments: power arching in the small confines of a room in your house has been known to cause carpet, wall and even ceiling damage. Even more so, lasting damage to newly blossoming relationships with girlfriends and not so blossoming marriages.


All positions and locations have their pros and cons, it is the duty of an aspiring fart master to leverage the situations and environments available to him or her. With a bit of thoughtful planning you can start off the day with some power arching in the library; do a bit of leg lifting at the food court for lunch; and wind up the day with an all out assault on your senses with a satisfying throne position fart in the car on the way home. Remember, its all about position, location and a "can-do" attitude!

2007-09-12 00:24:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked," What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
And did you know what she pointed to??











The OIL which was kept in such a position that it was upside down!!!!!!!

2007-09-12 00:21:37 · 5 answers · asked by Schumi 5

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

2007-09-11 23:52:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?

A rash of good luck!


What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?

Fast Food!

What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?

A Hawaiian Punch!


What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?

A very itchy neck!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?

Roost beef!


What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?

Flatman & Ribbon!

What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?

A Silly Billy!

2007-09-11 23:43:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?”

“Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.”

“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”

Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?”

The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.

Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”

2007-09-11 23:23:08 · 9 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.

"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.

"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.

The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."

To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.

"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."

2007-09-11 23:20:32 · 13 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2

One. The rest are all true stories.

2007-09-11 23:18:16 · 17 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2

A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit on the roof.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak,love dogs horses and animals of all sorts.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Next door is our Wife Store. The 1st Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful". The 2nd Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful and love sex". The 3rd floor has never been visited.

2007-09-11 23:17:38 · 2 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4

I became a professional fisherman - then discovered I couldn't live on the net income.

I became a writer, but I couldn't stand the paperwork.

I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking and I was discharged.

I got a job with a pool maintenance company, but it was just too draining.

I used to work in a paper company, but it folded.

The only thing worse than being unemployed is having a job.

I got a job as a historian, but I realised there was no future in it.

I gave up work shortly after I was given a job.

I decided to go into the cement business. I was always a good mixer.

Tell your boss what you really think of him, for the truth shall surely set you free.

What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge or the woman who knows what's going on.

Doing the job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.

2007-09-11 23:11:48 · 2 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5

AUTO REPAIR
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINAL EXAM
The blonde reports for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and No, for Tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers."

THE THERMOS
A blond was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "why, that's a thermos…. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Wow," said the blond, "that's amazing… I'm going to buy it!"

So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss, who is also blond, saw it on her desk.

"What's that?" he asked.

"Why, that's a thermos… it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," said the boss, "what do you have in it?"

"Two popsicles and some coffee"


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2007-09-11 22:58:11 · 13 answers · asked by william v 5

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a nice quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture full of cows. We went to look for the ball and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the cow's tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball …. stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

2007-09-11 22:43:59 · 3 answers · asked by william v 5

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

2007-09-11 22:37:53 · 11 answers · asked by jake5282 2

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little boy says: "Dark in here"
The man says: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No thanks."
Boy: "My dad is outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it?"
Man: "Ok. how much?"
Boy: "R250-00."

A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The man remembering the last time asks the boy: "How much?"
Boy: "R750-00."
The man says: "Fine I will buy them."

A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."

2007-09-11 22:31:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good 'til the last drop. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read "Benson & Hedges".Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words" "British Airways".Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."Mom fainted!

2007-09-11 22:27:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man and a woman go to a sexologist for a therapy session. The man says to the doctor, "I want you to observe us while we make love." The sexologist accepts.

After having sex, the doctor charges them $50, and tells them that there is nothing wrong in their relationship.

A week later, the same couple shows up at the sexologist's office, they make love, and the doctor charges them $50 and tells them again that there is still nothing wrong in their relationship.

This continues for another month. The sexologist is baffled why they keep coming back. He finally asks them, "What exactly are you looking for?"

The man replies, "We are actually looking for nothing. There is nothing wrong with our sex life. She's married, so we can't go to her place. I'm also married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90 for one night, and the Hilton Hotel charges $110. We do it here for $50, and my insurance reimburses me $43."

2007-09-11 22:22:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, "License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy. "License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

2007-09-11 22:05:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song......

A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......

A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!

2007-09-11 21:32:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

and have blind or visually impaired people walk around the round.

2007-09-11 21:17:24 · 4 answers · asked by jobees 6

D stands for devide symbol please change it to it. (it not on computer key board)

D D = 50D5

By rearanging one number or symbol to find the answer

2007-09-11 21:05:13 · 5 answers · asked by jobees 6

I am a 7 letter City. my 234 letteris a bird. 61 is cool. 1274 is a part of the face. 4713 is waw of saying good. 4 equal to 5. what is city name

2007-09-11 19:52:33 · 8 answers · asked by Raghuveer R 1

Why wont u hold my hand?
Why wont u hpld my Hand?
Why wont u hold my hand?

Driving down in a taxi cab
Looking out at the life that’s past
Thinking hoops and bombs to dodge
As ppl run backwards cause….


Why wont you hold my hand
Why wont you hold my hand
Why wont you hold my hand

See I’m just like you
I just don’t look , do, feel ,think
Act the same way.

This space machine
Drives through my mind
As past images run by me,
Every second , I look at what could have been…

Why wont you hold my hand
Why wont you hold my hand
Why wont you hold my hand

See Im just like you
Ans I deserve a holding hand
Just as much as the others did
But no
Dirt don’t get hands I guess…..
I need help to!

Hold my hand
Hold my hand
Hold my hand

Its gonna take some time
To do the things I never
Did…….






whadd'ya think!?

2007-09-11 19:01:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous