A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!
2007-09-11 21:32:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...f..a..r..t...
2007-09-11 21:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by aceix 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Luv them- from newborns onwards. Babies exude, very naturally, the vibrations of love and happiness. Anyone entering that aura, will immediately be affected by it. Check out the environment around a baby and you will know for yourself. I feel that babies counterbalance all the negativity in the universe. They are God's messengers.
2016-05-17 13:59:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol never seen an ode to a fart before..its done rather nicely though.
2007-09-19 00:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by storeetjdjay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I AM an old fart, and I will probably die laughing at this one!
2007-09-18 14:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jim M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star 4 u!
2007-09-19 15:57:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
scarlet o hara .........gone with the wind. top film caused a bit of a stink in them days but quite frankly madam i don't give a dam
2007-09-18 10:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a passerby suddenly farts in your direction on purpose.
star
2007-09-11 21:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Poem for the heart.
Bravo.
2007-09-19 18:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you belong to the blue flame club, wright?
2007-09-18 04:20:14 · answer #9 · answered by little eagle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend told me that woman should 'lift' when they fart...it adds a little class.
2007-09-18 22:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
right
well i read in a magazine that if we didnt fart, we wouldnt be alive =P
2007-09-11 22:01:41 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ уσυ вєℓσηg ωιтн мє ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋