The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented The Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention"
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."
God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours
2007-09-12 02:56:24 · 18 answers · asked by wowwhatisthatthing 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG.. ROFLMAO...
*wipes tears...
Owie.. my tummy hurts.
That is FUNNY!!!! (oopie... time for the RR)
Thank you!
2007-09-12 04:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by Totem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny but I disagree with a couple of the 'design flaws' mentioned. I love the inconsistency in the front end protrusions of women and their soft, wobbly rear ends. haha :-)
2007-09-12 03:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha well good i got a sex joke for you hope you like it :) on hearing that her grandad had just died kate went and visited her nan to comfort her when she asked how he died her nan replyed by sayin that he had had a heart attack while makin love 2 her kate said that it was silly that 2 old people where havin sex as it was askin for trouble her nan replyed by sayin that they used to do it to the slow pace of the church bells as it was just the right speed she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come along he would still be alive today'' :) xxx
2016-05-17 21:30:32 · answer #3 · answered by yvette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got to get my self a harley davidson with a biker chick on it!
Cheers Dude!
2007-09-12 03:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by basmentdude 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Almost offensive of, but, still really funny! Keep trying
2007-09-12 03:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost offensive of, but, still really funny!
2007-09-12 03:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
fuc&ing hilarious. a little long but still good. keep up your performance if you're telling it though or people might lose intrest.
2007-09-12 03:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol i like that 1 im tellin every1 that joke
2007-09-12 03:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha man i'm liking this God dude!
2007-09-12 19:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by WildChild 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL - Stop trying to get us into trouble with our women, dude. ... SSShhhhhh - here's a star! :-)
2007-09-12 03:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋