man--do u have grapes?
bartender- no!
next day
man--do u have grapes?
bartender-- no!
next day
man--do u have grapes?
bartender-- if u ask that once more,,,i swear upon my mom that i'll fix u on the wall with nails,,
next day
man--do u have nails?
bartender--no!
man--good,,do u have grapes?
star if u like it,,
^_~
2007-09-12 04:22:44 · 21 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
***How about 3 stars..it's funny, about as funny as the one where a man comes into a bar at a fast pace and says to the bartender, 'Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!', so the bartender gives him a beer, the man slams it, and says again, 'Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!' The bartender looks at him funny, but gives him another beer which the man drinks fast (slams) again. He again says to the bartender, 'Quick, gimme another beer before the trouble starts!' Now the bartender looks around the sleepy bar, looks toward the door, sees nothing unusual, but plays along one more time and gets the man another beer. Well, the man slams this one just as quick, puts the empty back on the bar, and almost gets ready to speak again, and the bartender holds up his hands and says 'Wait, where's this trouble you keep yelling about?' The man looks at the bartender and say, 'I don't have any money.'....now, how's that for funny??...take care and PEACE to you and yours..;0)
2007-09-12 04:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Brenda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He knew the bartender made an empty threat as he had no nails. Pretty witty, but needs polishing. Consider yourself starred.
2007-09-12 11:25:21 · answer #2 · answered by Brett M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have nails, grapes and a star, and I gave you the third, now go ahead and give me a ten!
2007-09-12 12:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Nader Ali 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good start. We might see you on the next Last Comic Standing.
2007-09-12 11:28:16 · answer #4 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! nice one!! well how about this..
old man 1: at last! i can hear very well with the use of my new hearing aid..
old man 2: oh really?! so how much did you pay for it??
old man 1: oh this one? I just bought it yesterday!
2007-09-12 11:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by rikku069 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just to be safe, huh?
Well...I guess it was alright. What the heck, here's a star.
2007-09-12 18:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute here is a star!
2007-09-12 11:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha do you have any grapes ? star for you
2007-09-12 11:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by dontstandoncorners 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, annoying is more like it... Not funny dude...
2007-09-12 11:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by shalease17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***** I heard something like this before but still funny
2007-09-12 11:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋