Work and Business - Jobs?

Question

I became a professional fisherman - then discovered I couldn't live on the net income.

I became a writer, but I couldn't stand the paperwork.

I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking and I was discharged.

I got a job with a pool maintenance company, but it was just too draining.

I used to work in a paper company, but it folded.

The only thing worse than being unemployed is having a job.

I got a job as a historian, but I realised there was no future in it.

I gave up work shortly after I was given a job.

I decided to go into the cement business. I was always a good mixer.

Tell your boss what you really think of him, for the truth shall surely set you free.

What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge or the woman who knows what's going on.

Doing the job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.

Answer 1

The last is my fave!
Thanks for the laughs :))

Answer 2

hahahahaha