What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!
What do you get when you cross a cheetah & a hamburger?
Fast Food!
What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
A Hawaiian Punch!
What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?
A convertible with a big trunk!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?
A very itchy neck!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef!
What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?
Flatman & Ribbon!
What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?
A Silly Billy!
2007-09-11 23:43:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nothing wrong with your jokes. Can't understand the violations. have a star.
2007-09-12 20:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-10 05:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange how your getting violations. Your jokes are very entertaining. Makes my day go right.
2007-09-12 20:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes! Funny!
2007-09-11 23:54:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. have a star. Your jokes don't deserve a violation.
2007-09-12 20:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes really funny
2007-09-11 23:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by JAVED 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-12 00:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
giggle giggle your soo funny thanks for the grin
2007-09-12 01:43:08 · answer #8 · answered by bobonumpty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou, more please!
2007-09-12 03:36:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋