A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?”
“Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.”
“Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.”
Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?”
The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”
2007-09-11 23:23:08 · 9 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey hey...that's a good one!!!
2007-09-11 23:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck, Larry, Anne, Dick, Dragonslayer, Timothy, ****, Shenaynay, Roberto, Pedro, Julio, Jorge, Harry, Homer, Peter, Phatti Balsonia, Tinkletits...
2016-05-17 14:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor lawyer
2007-09-12 01:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the question given to the lawyer was too, too hard
ha, ha, ha ha
2007-09-12 00:59:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I'll be sending this one on.
2007-09-12 00:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-11 23:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmi didn catch it
2007-09-12 05:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
2007-09-12 00:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one :)
2007-09-12 00:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋