A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.
"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.
"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.
The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."
To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.
"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.
"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."
2007-09-11 23:20:32 · 13 answers · asked by surfer_ade_uk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A star.
2007-09-11 23:26:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10 Nice try x
2007-09-11 23:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ginny Jin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good. Here's half a Star.
2007-09-11 23:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the english version... comparable inebriated driving force is pulled over. the policewoman says "something you're saying would be taken down" preserving her notepad. the inebriated says "knickers" (or pants)
2016-11-10 05:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooohohohohohoho! XD
ewwwww
camels
2007-09-11 23:26:09 · answer #5 · answered by arsenic sauce 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get them from. Very good.
2007-09-12 00:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2007-09-11 23:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-11 23:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotf
2007-09-12 01:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty nice, tell me more
2007-09-12 01:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋