A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
2007-09-12 06:15:52 · 12 answers · asked by P!NK 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaoooooooooooooooo . cool and hilarious lol keep ti up
cheers and have hilarious day lol
2007-09-12 08:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke so many times in different versions but it still makes me chuckle every time. Thank you for making me laugh and for making my day. Star! :)
2016-05-17 22:24:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Great I will have to remember that
2007-09-12 07:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. haha
2007-09-12 06:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by JanetB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2007-09-12 06:27:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha! A good and funny joke. Thanks for the laugh. It made my day!
2007-09-12 06:25:01 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is really funny! good one!
2007-09-12 06:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
nice one
2007-09-12 06:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by The Rain Witch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha that was funny
2007-09-12 06:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by redneckman500 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats great !!!
2007-09-12 07:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by MEMYMOM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋