2007-09-12 03:33:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sure.
Wehat is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A man will spend a half-hour looking for a golf ball
2007-09-12 03:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Two women were walking home from the bar when they both had to pee really bad. They came by a graveyard and stopped there. Afterwards there was no toilet paper to wipe themselves so the one used her panties and threw them away, the other was wearing expensive underwear she didn't want to throw away, so she took a ribbon off a nearby wresth and used that. The next day their husbands were talking. One said, "You know last night I think the wives were up to no good, last night mine came home without any underwear on!" The other said "It's worse than that mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read Thanks for the memories, we'll all miss you, from all the guys at the Fire Hall."
2007-09-12 03:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adam and Eve
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates. "Who was the first man?" asked Peter. "Adam."
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden."
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?"
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."
Enter!
2007-09-15 15:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i COULD tell you something funny i will tell you something funny even though you didn't ask us to. you said CAN we.
ok ok.... a guy walks into the antique shop
"excuse me have you got a horses head?"
the shop keeper says:
"no sir its the way i part my hair!"
2007-09-12 05:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by nom nom 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the end is nigh
repent repent
for you will be judged by your sins
o happy is thou tortured wretched soul
when thou repent of evil thine body hath
becometh unto sin
unto thy washeth free all sins abounded thouself
2007-09-12 03:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
something funny
2007-09-12 03:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yrp07 - Did you used to watch "The Wallace and Ladmo Show" in Phoenix AZ (USA)?
2007-09-12 06:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ther's a fine line between fishing and standing in the water looking like an idiot
2007-09-12 03:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My assistant was laughing so hard yesterday that she pissed herself. She had to go home and change her clothes
2007-09-12 03:40:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex - only someone with a huge sense of humor would have invented it.
2007-09-12 03:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by Info_Please 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋