When a grandmother was in her late 80's, she decided to get a thorough physical, something she had avoided for years.
When the doctor asked her how she was doing, she gave him a litany of complaints - this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc.
"Well ma'am," he responded good-naturedly, "you have to except those things. Afterall, who wants to live to 100?"
The grandma looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's 99."
2007-09-12 02:44:08 · 6 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one..
poor doctor... i wouldn't want an angry granny on my hands..
lolz...
2007-09-12 02:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by moonlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol took me a minute to get it but that one is very good cheered me up alot
2007-09-12 09:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,
thats so true,,
its such a tragidy that only one year is remaining for a century and u she dies,,
2007-09-12 09:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
good one!
2007-09-12 09:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by luvis29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-12 12:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by demonic wingssssssssssssssssssss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......
2007-09-12 09:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋