Golf Mistake?

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a nice quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture full of cows. We went to look for the ball and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the cow's tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball …. stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

2007-09-11 22:43:59 · 3 answers · asked by william v 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

2007-09-11 23:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Cracking me up!!
Godd one.

2007-09-12 06:15:26 · answer #2 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Plain stupid

2007-09-12 05:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by Americanzan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋