A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit on the roof.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak,love dogs horses and animals of all sorts.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Next door is our Wife Store. The 1st Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful". The 2nd Floor sign reads: "Women who are beautiful and love sex". The 3rd floor has never been visited.
2007-09-11 23:17:38 · 2 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol... I have to say that you got us women there and it's true. But there are some of us that do comform and are happy with what we have, and you've gotta admit that there are always SOME men out there that look for something better than what they have, which is why they cheat. All in all, great joke and thanks for the laughs :D have a star and a great day!
2007-09-12 14:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tired old joke....
lost it's appeal, but ....
Don't read this answer further now....
HA! Gotcha! U're just like the women in your joke!
2007-09-12 08:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋