Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-04 09:25:38 · 18 answers · asked by rock_hard 2

2006-07-04 09:25:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

1 never xercise exercise wastes a lot of time that could b spent worrying
2 eat anything u like hey if cigarette smoke cant cleanse ur system a balanced diet isnt likely 2
3 gain weight: work hard at staying at least 20 pounds over ur recommended weight
4 take plenty of stimulants the old standards of caffeine nicotine sugar and cola will continue to do the job just fine
5 avoid woo hoo practices ignore the evidence suggesting that meditating yoga deep breathing and/or mental imaging help to reduce stress the protestant work ethic is good for everyone protestant or not
6 get rid of your social aupport system let the few friends who are willing to tolarate you know that you concern yourself with friendships only if you have time if a few people persist in trying to be your friend avoid them
7 personalize all criticism anyone who crtiicizes any aspect of your work family dog,house or car is mounting a personal attack. dont make time to listen be offended, and then return the attack

2006-07-04 09:22:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's my friends birthday today. We blew up this giant picture of her grinding with this random guy. She is very well known for having so many random guys so we decided to make fun of her on her birthday! Anyways, we need a one liner to put in the picture. What are some good one liners about randoms?! Anything would be appreciated!

2006-07-04 09:21:35 · 11 answers · asked by Davey 5

It is said that adults only laugh 80 times a day and children up to 200 time a day......
so what made you laugh?

2006-07-04 08:33:53 · 55 answers · asked by thelovethinguk 2

sally little like some things...

she likes trees but not plants
she likes bunnies but not cats
she likes hills but not mountains
she likes cherries but not fruit
she likes food but not vegitables
she likes dessert but not cake

can u tell me some other things she likes?

why does she like some things bot not other things?

why does she like those things?

2006-07-04 08:26:52 · 9 answers · asked by bkp2088 3

Interviewer said, " I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

The candidate thought for a while and said, " My choice is one really
difficult question."
" Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the
interviewer.

Here is your question: " What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the
correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a
while and said, " It's DAY sir !"

" How?" the interviewer asked.

" Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!"

Moral : Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while
Creativity is the mastery of simplicity

2006-07-04 08:26:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

It is starting to get problematic I am running out of space on my hard drive.

2006-07-04 07:35:34 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

The way he looks at me so deeply into my eyes
How i cant stop loving him till he dies
Its so hard to move on when my heart is still broken
Somtimes its so hard to breath and i feel like im chocken
All my tears for him is like a waterfall
And know matter how hard i try i cant brake through that wall
He takes my breath away
Leaveing me with nothing to say
With my last words i say good bye
Hoping he says it back with a tear in his eye

2006-07-04 07:17:09 · 22 answers · asked by daddys lil girl 3

the maker doesnt want it, the buyer doesnt use it and the user doesnt see it. what's it???

2006-07-04 07:12:47 · 19 answers · asked by rocker 2

Does anyone have any ideas for good, harmless,legal,and safe pranks?To be unexpected without anyone noticing.If you do could you please give me some?

2006-07-04 07:05:11 · 8 answers · asked by ♥PolkaSpotPrincess♥ 3

i`m an English teacher and want them for my students

2006-07-04 06:43:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

make me laugh

2006-07-04 06:43:13 · 27 answers · asked by getalife 2

This will Freak you out! Go to this web site and take the test. I can not figure it out, ?!!
http://www.milaadesign.com/wizardy.html If you scare easy this will scare you, you have been warned. heehee!

2006-07-04 06:34:04 · 20 answers · asked by Crispy critter 3

mines is College Hill

2006-07-04 06:07:08 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm sure someone has heard this but if not I'll post the answer before the end of the day.

2006-07-04 06:03:18 · 5 answers · asked by Taoman 2

The best will be decided by a public vote

2006-07-04 05:53:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

Polaroids !!
Any more silly ones ?????

2006-07-04 05:52:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I Dare you to Tell One Truth about yourself That Noone you know would know on this website! ?

2006-07-04 05:49:16 · 19 answers · asked by babe 1

2006-07-04 05:46:17 · 6 answers · asked by rekha c 3

Remember where would you buried the survivors and will there be any survivors

2006-07-04 05:37:20 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting for his drink he notices a horse on stage with a sign around his neck. When the bartender returns with his drink the man asks,"what's with the horse?"
The bartender responds,"well, if you can make that horse laugh you win $100!"
The man thinks for a bit and wonders over to the horse. He walks up to it, whispers in it's ear and the horse begins laughing uncontrollably. The bartender, stumped, paid the man as he left.
The next day the man returned and saw the same horse with another sign around his neck. He ordered a drink and asked the bartender,"whats up with the horse today?"
The bartender replied,"Today buddy it's a little harder, you need to make him cry."
The man finished his drink then walked over to the horse and again whispered in it's ear. Now the horse started crying.
The bartender walked angrily over to the man with his $100 and said,"Here is your money but first you gotta tell me how you did it."

2006-07-04 05:26:11 · 6 answers · asked by NubbY 4

2006-07-04 04:58:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-04 04:52:44 · 32 answers · asked by rydhel1016 3

the bathroom, would it become a nuclear dump site?

2006-07-04 04:46:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio would you be able to hear it?

2006-07-04 04:27:29 · 7 answers · asked by Success _man 1

2006-07-04 04:26:57 · 28 answers · asked by Success _man 1

2006-07-04 04:09:10 · 11 answers · asked by TonYnoT 1

I saw a low rider truck with a sticker that said" No Fat Girls....they make me scrape" I thought that was funny !!

2006-07-04 04:04:11 · 15 answers · asked by just2wild4ya 4

2006-07-04 03:59:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous