I saw a low rider truck with a sticker that said" No Fat Girls....they make me scrape" I thought that was funny !!
2006-07-04 04:04:11 · 15 answers · asked by just2wild4ya 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its kids like yours that make mine look smart
2006-07-04 04:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by hello 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1. When life gives you lemons, squirt your enemies in the eye!
2. Don't Californicate Idaho
3. For such a small town there sure are a lot of idiots here!
4. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?
5. Caution: I drive like you do!
6. Strangers have the best candy
7. Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
8. Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
9. There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
10. Learn from your parent’s mistakes, use birth control.
2006-07-04 05:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral majority is neither
I was driving down the freeway in Eastern Kentucky when a converted school bus passed me. Of the many bumper stickers on the bumper, this one has stayed with me thru the years.
2006-07-04 04:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jon B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Back up...my car doesnt swing that way.
2. Enjoy life...Eat out more often (picture of stick figures doin 69)
3. Cut me off and i will flip a booger on ur windshield
4. If u can read this, i can step on my brakes and sue u.
5. Don't laugh its paid for! (on an old car)
2006-07-04 05:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by summerain2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you go home with a ten and wakeup with a three(it means you go home with a hot girl but when you wake up you see a number three that means you were drunk and thought she was hot but when he woke up she was ugly)
guns don't kill people drivers with cellphones do
watch out i'm late for drivers ed class
if my smoking bothers you then don't breathe
if money is the root of all evil then why do churches beg for it
wife and dog missing reward for dog
if you can't live without me then how come your not dead
2006-07-04 05:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by Emilee H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son is a staight A student at Rikers Island
2006-07-04 05:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by mikebklyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Forest Gump this guy has a Bumper Sticker that says "SH!7 HAPPENS", and then the funny bit is .....
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HE CRASHES!!!
2006-07-04 04:12:01 · answer #7 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one in South Carolina that read,"We don't care how y'all do it up North!".
Of course, there's the perennial favorite, written in teeny tiny letters,"If you can read this, you're too damn close!"
2006-07-04 04:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horny Beaver Born 2 Ride! That is what I have on my car!
2006-07-04 04:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Get out of the WAY!!!, a blonde is Driving", i actually made it and stuck it to my sis car she didn't notice it for like 2 weeks.
2006-07-04 04:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have nothing nice to say come sit next to me it's because he was someone i know but like he hates blondes so he put that on there cause you know how blodes are!...DUMB!Lol!and he has nothing nice to say and if you are the same way come and it next to me!
2006-07-04 04:17:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋