joke for you?

Question

Interviewer said, " I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

The candidate thought for a while and said, " My choice is one really
difficult question."
" Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!" said the
interviewer.

Here is your question: " What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depended on the
correctness of the answer to that one question. He thought for a
while and said, " It's DAY sir !"

" How?" the interviewer asked.

" Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!"

Moral : Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while
Creativity is the mastery of simplicity

A man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting atthe bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her
and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you
while?"

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't
sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he
slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over
to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology
and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean
$200?"

Two men are standing on opposite sides of the earh.

One is walking on a tightrope, and the other is getting a ********
from a 90 year old woman.

They both think exactly the same thing. What is it?

Dont Look Down!

Answer 1

Great. Good to read Clean Jokes after a while.

Thanks for sharing with us.

Answer 2

omgah i loveeddddd em! :) very cool What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. One is a plastic bag.

Answer 3

A scientist goes to God and says, "We don't need you anymore". God asks how is that? Scientist replies, "Well, we've figured out how to take dirt, blow breath into it and create life."

God says, "Hmmm. That sounds interesting. Show me."

The scientist proceeds to take soil and start to mold it into shape. God stops him and says.....

"Oh, no, no, no! Get your own dirt!"

Answer 4

those are really funny!! i didnt really like the third though...that was a little gross

Answer 5

i liked the first two. :)

Answer 6

two points and a descent triad of jokes thanks, sally.

p.s. - the name is betty you son of a pig.

Answer 7

lol, both of them were funny.

Answer 8

too long,didnt read it

Answer 9

lol :)