A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While waiting for his drink he notices a horse on stage with a sign around his neck. When the bartender returns with his drink the man asks,"what's with the horse?"
The bartender responds,"well, if you can make that horse laugh you win $100!"
The man thinks for a bit and wonders over to the horse. He walks up to it, whispers in it's ear and the horse begins laughing uncontrollably. The bartender, stumped, paid the man as he left.
The next day the man returned and saw the same horse with another sign around his neck. He ordered a drink and asked the bartender,"whats up with the horse today?"
The bartender replied,"Today buddy it's a little harder, you need to make him cry."
The man finished his drink then walked over to the horse and again whispered in it's ear. Now the horse started crying.
The bartender walked angrily over to the man with his $100 and said,"Here is your money but first you gotta tell me how you did it."
2006-07-04 05:26:11 · 6 answers · asked by NubbY 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And the guy said, "Well the first night I told him my privates were bigger then his, and today, I showed him!"
2006-07-04 05:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another one : A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says" Hey, why the long face ?"
2006-07-04 05:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by Betho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Legally Blonde got it right I think)
another one:
A guy walks into a bar ... and says
"Ow, that hurt!"
(vocal presentation helps on this one(
2006-07-04 05:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by atheistforthebirthofjesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
legally blondie got it
2006-07-04 08:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by Bored_out_of_my_mind! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No idea!!
Tell me the answer plz...
2006-07-04 06:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! All of you!
2006-07-04 05:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by tweetymay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋