Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-04 17:37:24 · 9 answers · asked by joegossum 4

Hint: its very Nice here., (First one to get it gets ten points)

2006-07-04 17:31:44 · 27 answers · asked by xctsxenvied1x 2

2006-07-04 17:30:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've been married four times.
My first wife ate poison mushrooms and died.
My second wife ate poison mushrooms and died.
My third wife also ate poison mushrooms and died.
My last wife died of severe head trauma. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

2006-07-04 17:19:00 · 10 answers · asked by Norman Conquest 3

lol...HAVE A GOOD ONE :)

2006-07-04 17:18:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-04 17:15:37 · 22 answers · asked by Brian 4

wedding humour

2006-07-04 16:50:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She
holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."


SmileyCat : )
(Some elders are just little bit to hard up for some fun !!!)

Did it bring yah a chuckle? 1-5 Best comment to make me
chuckle wins points that aren't really worth anything...he he!


Oh and don't forget to check out my other newly posted jokes and entertainment!
Lots of them......great one called Buggin someone with SmileyCat.... It's a hoot!

Have a great 4th of July to all!
Off to see some firework now........................bye!

2006-07-04 16:27:58 · 10 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4

It can be of any shape or size. It is created for various reasons, and it can shrink or grow with time. many things create one.

2006-07-04 16:18:55 · 49 answers · asked by I'm Bossy!! 2

Soldiers line up spaced with pride,
Two long rows lined side by side.
One sole unit can decide,
If the rows will unite or divide.
Tell me, tell me, scream it out.
What's the thing I talk about?

2006-07-04 15:49:24 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

2006-07-04 15:47:05 · 12 answers · asked by It's my life 2

2006-07-04 15:39:26 · 21 answers · asked by Brian 4

shes rich

2006-07-04 15:37:48 · 11 answers · asked by Brian 4

A man walk into a barber shop for a shave and a shoe shine.

He was told to take a seat and someone will be there to help him shortly.

A big tall guy proceeded to latherd him with shaving cream. Shortly after, a cute blond with enormouse boobs walks in, She bent down and proceeded to give him a shoe shine.

He ask the blond girl.........."Do you want to GO with me to a hotel after this"

She tells him..................."I am married and I don't think my husband will like it if I went with you"

He tells her.................."just tell your husband that you are working overtime.....and I will pay you the difference"


The girl then said..............WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM, HE IS THE GUY SHAVING YOU RIGHT NOW?"

2006-07-04 15:30:50 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-04 15:28:02 · 15 answers · asked by rufus_t 2

The mother is 21 years older than the child. In 6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.

Where's the dad

W A R N I N G: sickest answer ever but first one to get it will get ten points, and do forget to show your work. jk

2006-07-04 15:10:23 · 10 answers · asked by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3

2006-07-04 15:04:41 · 15 answers · asked by Debi 2

a 95 year old man went to the doctor and said"hey, i just got my 18 year old girlfriend pregnat".Then the doctor was like let me tell you a story. "this old man went in the woods with an unbrella to go hunting. then a huge bear leaped up and the old man got the unbrella , lift it to the bear and the bear dropped dead" the man at the doctor was like no some one else shot that bear. and the doc said "that's exactly my point".

2006-07-04 14:52:56 · 16 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

I do not eat, but I swim and run
I do not breath, but I run and jump
I do not think, but I grow and play
I do not drink, but I sleep and stand
I do not see, but you see me every day
Who am I?

2006-07-04 14:44:21 · 18 answers · asked by I'm Bossy!! 2

Or are people answers on here get more stupid and funny everyday.lol

2006-07-04 14:37:11 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

??

2006-07-04 14:19:03 · 11 answers · asked by Leroy 4

I made this animation and emailed it to George W (click on the link to see)
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~eelnek/mypic39.gif
and he answered me back
(click on the link to see)
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~eelnek/mypic40.gif

2006-07-04 14:13:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-04 13:48:39 · 20 answers · asked by 316 1

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in.

What should have he said?

2006-07-04 13:48:07 · 14 answers · asked by rustys_rider 3

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

2006-07-04 13:46:01 · 14 answers · asked by rustys_rider 3

The rich don't have it, the poor do, and God can't do it.

Wha could that possibly be? This isn't a trick. There IS an answer!

2006-07-04 13:39:51 · 30 answers · asked by rustys_rider 3

I am pronounced with one letter
but spelled with 3,
I am double,
I am single,
I am blue, brown, and gray
I am read from both ends,
and the same either way,
what am I?

2006-07-04 13:38:36 · 23 answers · asked by mrs_herman452 2

what eats every thing in its path but when it stops to have a drink dies ?

2006-07-04 13:36:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-04 13:35:39 · 32 answers · asked by mrs_herman452 2

2006-07-04 13:34:58 · 12 answers · asked by lanes 3