Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

2006-07-05 07:00:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-05 06:58:12 · 22 answers · asked by Lupu C 1

2006-07-05 06:41:40 · 6 answers · asked by sonu 1

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread !

2006-07-05 06:33:34 · 92 answers · asked by Anonymous

Suppose you have a board with tan and grey squares, each square measuring 5 cm by 5 cm.


What's the radius of the largest circle that can be drawn on the board such that the entire circumference of the circle is only touching grey? Please round to the nearest hundredth of a centimeter

2006-07-05 06:12:27 · 7 answers · asked by Scha 3

Get out of my son(sun).

2006-07-05 06:08:49 · 31 answers · asked by wagner7123 1

I know this is not a question, but it is so damn funny I just had to share it... I just saw the funniest bumper sticker on my way to work. It said: "Proud Member of The Sodom City Welcoming Committee" LMAO!!

Kinda brings new meaning to the song: "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor! Would you be mine, could you be mine....."

2006-07-05 06:07:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-05 05:58:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

DAM!!!!!
anymore silly jokes please I'm bored

2006-07-05 05:47:54 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

If you hand a bag with weight on an erect penis, how much it can take before bowing down?

2006-07-05 05:46:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

What are the 2 longest words in the English language that can be typed using only your left hand on the keyboard?

2006-07-05 05:41:56 · 12 answers · asked by jjr3987 1

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Now add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

2006-07-05 05:34:20 · 15 answers · asked by jjr3987 1

2006-07-05 05:32:50 · 15 answers · asked by scttcap 2

2006-07-05 05:24:28 · 18 answers · asked by b77 3

to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The 1st is full of raging fires, the 2nd full of assassins with loaded guns and the 3rd is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years Which room is safest?

2006-07-05 05:14:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Haven't you noticed some amusing inconsistencies in the English language?
Here's some examples: We park in a driveway and drive in a parkway. We say a nose runs and feet smell. In British English a cookie is called a biscuit and what they call an American biscuit is a 'scone'. We catch colds and drop calls. What are some iteresting plays on words you can think of?

2006-07-05 05:13:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-05 04:52:46 · 15 answers · asked by Edmond B 3

1. men know that mother natures bes aphrodisiac is still a naked women
2. men know that pms is mother natures way of telling you to get out of the house
3. men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted
4. men know how to change toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game
5. men know that from rtime to time, it is absolutly neccessary to adjust oneself
6. men know that a women will wear a low cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. men also know that the women will get angry when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them
7. men know that its never a good idea to tell your father in law how good his daughter is in bed
8. men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there

2006-07-05 04:17:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

This is a funny riddle. Please don't insult your intelligence.

2006-07-05 04:14:21 · 9 answers · asked by Puppy Zwolle 7

just wondering what people would do...

2006-07-05 04:07:51 · 15 answers · asked by Bradley G 1

2006-07-05 03:57:56 · 34 answers · asked by Tina B 3

Hint: It's not the heart. (And don't say penis....that's an invalid answer)

2006-07-05 03:46:17 · 23 answers · asked by Karma 2

Deez Nutzz

2006-07-05 03:38:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-05 03:36:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

solve this question...
all u can do is add a stroke and not take away the equal sign

5+5+5=550

2006-07-05 03:18:20 · 20 answers · asked by *Hearty Laugh* 3

lol

2006-07-05 03:17:10 · 30 answers · asked by k 2

Guess all three and you get 10 points.

CLUE: Its all over the movie category.

2006-07-05 03:12:24 · 11 answers · asked by mrpopcorn 3

2006-07-05 02:39:54 · 6 answers · asked by ton_rimas 2

2006-07-05 02:25:36 · 23 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3

i think they both could be good if you dont look down

2006-07-05 02:24:24 · 9 answers · asked by stu110185 1