Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread !
2006-07-05 06:33:34 · 92 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is awesome and hilarious hahahahahahahahahaha
i smiled a great big smile
thanks
2006-07-05 06:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, but this does...
Written By: Sarah Josepha Hale, editor of Godey's Lady's Book, 1830's
Copyright Unknown
Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day
School one day, school one day
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules.
It made the children laugh and play,
Laugh and play, laugh and play,
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school
And so the teacher turned it out,
Turned it out, turned it out,
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near
And waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
Love Mary so? Love Mary so?
"Why does the lamb love Mary so?"
The eager children cry
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
Loves the lamb, you know, loves the lamb, you know
"Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know."
The teacher did reply
2006-07-05 06:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by floridagrandma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
she called it little Ralph
now it's burning in a field
because of foot and mouth
2006-07-05 12:07:45 · answer #3 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She sat it by a pylon
40.000 volts shot up it ****
And turned it's wool to nylon
2006-07-05 06:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill
Went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down after chopping Jack up
With the pail full of meat to feed the pup!
sorry...
you just inspired me...
2006-07-05 06:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She stuck it on a pylon
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon
2006-07-07 01:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by Gary H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good ... here's another:
Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little jam,
A little egg, a little toast,
Some pickles and a great big roast,
An ice-cream soda topped with fizz ...
And man, how sick our Mary is!
2006-07-05 06:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaawwww you did NOT make me laugh mister, you made me cry. Poor lamby. That Mary is a btich!
2006-07-05 08:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Billy has a little brain
His parents they were sad
He likes telling silly jokes
which make us kinda mad
2006-07-05 09:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really, I've read that in book. It didn't work for me.
Try something with a cat in a apple tree.
2006-07-05 09:37:54 · answer #10 · answered by compooky888 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice. although cold lamb in sandwiches sounds disgusting. but i love a roast lamb dinner!!
2006-07-05 09:08:32 · answer #11 · answered by big_dave_x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋