2006-07-05 02:25:36 · 23 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, that is right.
So far it is entirely made of windscreen wipers, wing mirrors and aerials. I saw them looking at it the other day wondering what was missing?
Monkey1: "Why does this not work?"
Monkey2: "We need more rubber things."
2006-07-05 02:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by Andrew W 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No! Monkeys are highly intelligent creatures who rip off car aeriels to make sure no-one can listen to Radio 1 in their presence.
2006-07-05 10:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ape Hots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I think they are selling the parts and saving up to buy a Ferrarri to escape in.
The FBI have an undercover monkey checking it out in Kenya right about ........now. Why dont we be patient and wait for its report which will be out yesterday.
2006-07-05 09:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first good question today. congrats.
that'd explain why you always see an entirely new population of monkeys soon after the old group of monkeys go from ripping bits to siphoning gas...
2006-07-05 09:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by festivus_for_the_restovus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course they aren't monkeies can't drive but what they are really doing is trading the parts with gipsys for banana's next time some knocks on your door to see if you want your driveway tarmacked dont be suprised if you see your missing wheel trim or wing mirror on their open backed transit
2006-07-05 09:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by razzledazzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! They are! Then they will storm the gates and it'll be like Planet of the Apes only the monkey's come from earth.
...or not...
2006-07-05 09:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by shaunyjol6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they have become so evolved that they're improvising and instead of making potato peelers, they are actually thinking up new ideas for peeling their bananas!
2006-07-05 10:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah would be funny if they could drive. But having said that they proberly can, how know's they might make better driver's?
2006-07-09 14:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They may steal car parts, but cheetahs never prosper.
2006-07-05 09:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah and when that days come their will be a new brand of car it will be called ford falcon banana series.
2006-07-05 09:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by Inertia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋