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I know this is not a question, but it is so damn funny I just had to share it... I just saw the funniest bumper sticker on my way to work. It said: "Proud Member of The Sodom City Welcoming Committee" LMAO!!

Kinda brings new meaning to the song: "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor! Would you be mine, could you be mine....."

2006-07-05 06:07:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

This car is designed by computer, built by a robot and is driven by a moron!

This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..

Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!

Faster than a speeding ticket!

Adults are just kids with money!

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female!

You are right where you belong, behind me!

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a bus hit mine!

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there!

Do unto others before they do unto you!

Was today really necessary?

In theory, everything works!

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired!

Nothing is illegal until you get caught!

Your lucky color has faded!

Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory!

The more I learn, the less I understand!

Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-05 06:17:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Bad bumper sticker. Sodom was an evil place and destroyed for it. They tried to rape Angels!!!!! The person who would display that is a twisted individual.

Now if it said "Scuba divers do it deeper" that would be funny.

2006-07-05 13:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by Wig 3 · 0 0

That's funny!

2006-07-05 13:16:00 · answer #3 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0 0

i saw a funnier one it said
if you drink don't park accidents cause people...hahahahahah

2006-07-05 13:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by His 5 · 0 0

my honor student is packing

2006-07-05 14:28:29 · answer #5 · answered by Savage 7 · 0 0

ha ha!

2006-07-05 13:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Shay~Shay 3 · 0 0

i'll be your neighbor

2006-07-05 13:10:44 · answer #7 · answered by wagner7123 1 · 0 0

lol

2006-07-05 13:12:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol!
hilfunny!!

2006-07-05 13:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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