why do men know these things?

Question

1. men know that mother natures bes aphrodisiac is still a naked women
2. men know that pms is mother natures way of telling you to get out of the house
3. men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted
4. men know how to change toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game
5. men know that from rtime to time, it is absolutly neccessary to adjust oneself
6. men know that a women will wear a low cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. men also know that the women will get angry when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them
7. men know that its never a good idea to tell your father in law how good his daughter is in bed
8. men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there

Answer 1

As a woman I declare that you are absolutely correct. How do you think we feel? I can't figure myself out.
1. I can't make a decision, but ***** about my husband's choice.
2. I cry while watching sentimental commercials, yet laugh when someone hurts themselves in real life.
3. I advise against peoples better judgement, then I try what I told them not to.
4. I smoke a cigarette while telling my children they are bad and will kill you.
5.When I try to hug or kiss my husband he usually flinches because I just got done screaming at him for half an hour, but now I'm better.
6. I say something mean about someone behind their back, then follow up with a compliment as not to seem catty.
7. I hate being a woman.

Answer 2

1. An attractive naked woman.
2. Unless you've tried that before and it made it worse.
3. Cats are only partially evil...but certainly can't be trusted.
4. I can change toilet paper and do so without remorse.
5. Yes and depending on your surroundings, subtlety is optional.
6. I'm not sure they expect any many to stare at their clevage...just the man they are attracted to. Others beware.
7. Common sense.
8. As long as here is logical.

Answer 3

Men know all of this because, in general, they think with their lower regions other than their actual brain. Also, they act mostly on instinct and don't think or plan ahead, and they don't understand a thing women do while they understand each other perfectly. This, of course, is due to the fact that women are totally unpredictable and have no rational explanation themselves for what they do, while in their own minds they're justified.

Answer 4

Good ones, you made me laugh!

Women know that men just want a beer and they want to see something naked.
Women know that they are less important than his car and they should come to peace with that.
And lastly, women know the one thing they should never insult about him, or they will spend the rest of their lives saying, "Yes, it's plenty big enough!"

Answer 5

Funny. Cats are great well most of them.

But I love number 7 that will get you KILLED if you were with me i'm not kidding KILLED! lol

I want that on tape. a boy telling his girlfriends dad that shes great in bed. In real life on tape. It would be very funny.

Answer 6

You have blown our cover. Beware for the gender reassignment police are about to bust down your door mister.

Answer 7

Men don't know as much as they think they know. If you know so much why is it that you're still baffled by everyday behavior of a woman?

Answer 8

Men who learn from experience know these things.
As to no. 6: we want you to look, just don't let us catch you (it creeps us out).

Answer 9

Yes, we also know of a soap opera called football. (sometimes called baseball, basketball, etc.)

Answer 10

It's instinct. We're born with that knowledge.