Get out of my son(sun).
2006-07-05 06:08:49 · 31 answers · asked by wagner7123 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love you Michael!! That's what I would say! Then I'd ask him to sign my bikini!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-07-05 09:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this bleach public?. That's not the wrap I meant. I guess that's your beach ball. Are you why they post wind warnings now? Are they filming a James Bond movie? No this is not where they filmed Private Ryan. Is the tide in or out? Why? What's your idea for remake of Forrest Gump? Test the water with your foot. Are you going to go in? You're not with that weird dood today are yu?
Hey look I've got one of these metal detectors to look for lost stuff in the sand. Where do I get uh hamburger? Why are you playing surfer music? Aw come on throw the darn frisbee once for us.
2006-07-05 13:58:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a better one...
Why is McDonalds like Michael Jackson?
They both put four year old meat between buns.
2006-07-05 13:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by Smiles Like She Means It 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag...one is white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for kids play with....the other carry's groceries.
2006-07-05 13:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by Hepcat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good! How about this: You know, you could have save all that money you used to bleach your skin so you can save you butt now. And you know what? It will take weeks before you get as dark as you used to be and it's free.
2006-07-05 13:19:55 · answer #5 · answered by FILO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get away from my sun!
2006-07-05 13:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah I would laugh but I can't the joke can be funnier good try heard to many leave my child jokes
2006-07-05 13:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by coolhandjoe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard you have a candy bar ,white chocolate with no nuts.
2006-07-05 13:11:08 · answer #8 · answered by greengoblin2000_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUK! That was just disgusting. Urrrrrrrrrggggggghhh!
2006-07-05 13:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by silentknight64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that a burn....now go email that to micheal jackson
2006-07-06 21:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋