80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She
holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."
SmileyCat : )
(Some elders are just little bit to hard up for some fun !!!)
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Have a great 4th of July to all!
Off to see some firework now........................bye!
2006-07-04 16:27:58 · 10 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol... I know that will likely be true of me. I have a hard enough time getting all I want now, I can only imagine how hard up I will want it to be when I'm older...lol... Best wishes
2006-07-04 16:29:57 · answer #1 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another GOOD ONE!!!
I bet you did not know that I am a C.N.A. who works in a Care Center ( nursing home ) ..
The ladies will love it around the coffee pot in the morning...
Ironically, things of this nature HAVE happened before, more than once, among the residents..LOL!!!
2006-07-04 17:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I found it highly amusing, very witty indeed..... bleh I'm sorry, I don't have anything creative to say. Maybe the elephant stole it.
happy fourth.
2006-07-04 16:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by cieradurden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i circulate to stand bare in my backyard via fact this hurricane can blow me all it likes. i'm from the country of the gentle (gentle rain, gentle wind, gentle sunshine, gentle tempered) and that i'll be f**ked if i circulate to enable a sprint of a breeze destroy my day
2016-11-01 05:28:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha awesome!!!!!! and a happy 4th of July to you too! yay I just got back from awesome fire works! lol thanks for the laugh check ya later ♥
2006-07-04 16:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the old man says "too late! now guess what's in my hand!"
2006-07-04 16:35:40 · answer #6 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-07-07 16:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by tommy_simmons37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2006-07-04 17:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by fubiegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if any one can guess whats in my fist can win ....................nothing.
2006-07-04 16:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by keedyb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its ok
2006-07-04 17:00:37 · answer #10 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋