2006-07-04 17:30:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Vice President had a gun!
2006-07-04 17:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Lynell S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he saw Bin Laden with a "Bush Cutter".
2006-07-05 02:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by Howzaat! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To further monopolize the oil industry
2006-07-05 02:36:38 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To look for weapons of mass destruction
2006-07-05 00:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Paul P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was chasing the "pretty bird". And then he got hit by an SUV.
2006-07-05 00:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by Hard Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He coulda SWORE that chicken was Osama Bin Laden
2006-07-11 17:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To put slap cattle dust on his burgers.
2006-07-05 00:38:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Dick Chaney pushed him
2006-07-05 03:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by CYNDIITA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he want to go to the other side.
2006-07-05 00:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by dingdong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because Jay Leno told him that if he ran away that his ratings would sky-rocket
2006-07-05 02:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋