A man walk into a barber shop for a shave and a shoe shine.
He was told to take a seat and someone will be there to help him shortly.
A big tall guy proceeded to latherd him with shaving cream. Shortly after, a cute blond with enormouse boobs walks in, She bent down and proceeded to give him a shoe shine.
He ask the blond girl.........."Do you want to GO with me to a hotel after this"
She tells him..................."I am married and I don't think my husband will like it if I went with you"
He tells her.................."just tell your husband that you are working overtime.....and I will pay you the difference"
The girl then said..............WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM, HE IS THE GUY SHAVING YOU RIGHT NOW?"
2006-07-04 15:30:50 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
Oh.....! I know the ending!
Then the tall guy starts using some scissors, and "accidently" slips, killing the in the chair...........! Haha
2006-07-04 17:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be better if it included something like "with a razor blade" so it gave the image of one of those old fashioned shaves with a huge open blade that could cut your head off if the dude slipped or got pissed.
2006-07-04 15:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-07-04 15:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by kmusgrave3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get updated that joke was around 27 years ago not funny any more
2006-07-04 15:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by home improvement at its best 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thougth it was funny. And could picture the guys run for the door.
2006-07-04 15:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by clover31776 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's funny
2006-07-04 15:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by your_baby_gurl_20022003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny thing is .....this actually happened to a past friend of mine...
2006-07-04 15:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, unless its you in the chair!
2006-07-04 15:34:11 · answer #8 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES...THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY. sorry been a while since i heard a joke that made me lol. but yeah it is funny
2006-07-04 15:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Nausea is annoying!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little predictable. heard it before only in a different context.
2006-07-04 15:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋